Cutting Ties

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbre-us1qCa_udE4RIvuSNXhNoR8VptmC5OsrqUr7qPBbkPP_0GloCYGBNla3UEW8mTXOEZEvO64oMP_WxBGe2o-XVNGTbfAqpaLVjJYbP_51Q9KRAhfmiYlruVgtEtpJqVhScmvt-cl0/s1600/Cutting+Ties+With+Love+Family.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="287" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbre-us1qCa_udE4RIvuSNXhNoR8VptmC5OsrqUr7qPBbkPP_0GloCYGBNla3UEW8mTXOEZEvO64oMP_WxBGe2o-XVNGTbfAqpaLVjJYbP_51Q9KRAhfmiYlruVgtEtpJqVhScmvt-cl0/s400/Cutting+Ties+With+Love+Family.jpg" width="400" /></a>Cheers and Happy Hump Day Peoples!!<br /><br />Y’know?  Sometimes?  One needs to cut ties.  Sometimes, things just don’t work out.  And today?  That is exactly what I am doing.<br /><br />No, you morons, I’m not cutting romantic ties with Jayman…I’m cutting romantic ties with IWS’ favorite ingénue and bit player, Schmoop.<br /><br />It’s been a great, nearly thirteen year run, and I have loved every minute of it, okay, well, except for the last few months, but overall, she is, and has been, a sweetie.<br /><br />She asked me not to mention her any longer, but well…I have to have closure (touchy, feely phrase).<br /><br />Here’s the thing, and I know some of you, including the sexy man himself, Jayman, will be pissed at me for writing this, but as I proffered earlier, here’s the thing…<br /><br />It is harder and harder to write funny stuff when I think of Schmoop’s* current frame of mind and her actions, and in fact, it has affected me and what I write and what I say on the show.<br /><br />Her attitude, especially towards me, consumes me, and I apologize.<br /><br />I can’t write as I normally do, because instead of writing something funny, I am writing about Schmoop. Shut Up!!  I do occasionally write something fumy!!  But no, and you are correct, I am always thinking of her.<br /><br />Ha…you know what pisses me off the most?  Ryno is graduating this Saturday, Schmoop and I will have more money, I’ll have no guilt, and yet?<br /><br />Schmoop goes all angst on me.  WTF?<br /><br />And I thought that <i>others </i>had bad timing.  Pfffffffffft...I win!!<br /><br /><i>Matt-Man</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><span style="color: blue;"><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank">@MattMan_IWS</a></span><br /><br />*But being the most respectful guy that I am, this is the last post that invokes her name, as requested.</div>

Cutting Ties

Cheers and Happy Hump Day Peoples!! Y’know?  Sometimes?  One needs to cut ties.  Sometimes, things just don’t work out.  And today?  That is...

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