Matt Said, Jay Said: _VMCMLXIX

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt blathers, Jay blathers, You listen intently.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL3nsccdq5EAlE0DBIw6oLqnQuo-dBq3ZlFv38L0On1Od8QJa-YuCM0Sy08g91hlAVE8VnapAK-AsHuIfNYcl52VXe3_6RxT5Ema9tWl7oDi3_D3uoNr1MFvGsrIcLcniX9MvL2v6xyHk/s1600/Branson-Missouri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL3nsccdq5EAlE0DBIw6oLqnQuo-dBq3ZlFv38L0On1Od8QJa-YuCM0Sy08g91hlAVE8VnapAK-AsHuIfNYcl52VXe3_6RxT5Ema9tWl7oDi3_D3uoNr1MFvGsrIcLcniX9MvL2v6xyHk/s320/Branson-Missouri.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><b>Matt:</b> Good evening how may I direct your call?<br /><b>Jay:</b> May I speak to the decision maker of the house?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Oh that would be me. Totally.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Great! I’m calling on behalf of Branson Weekends.<br /><b>Matt: </b>I love Branson Missouri!<br /><b>Jay: </b>Well, we would like to offer you a great deal on a weekend there!<br /><b>Matt: </b>Do we get to look at timeshare condos?<br /><b>Jay:</b> Absolutely!<br /><b>Matt: </b>Cooooooooool!<br /><b>Jay:</b> And, you’ll get to stay in a lovely suite overlooking Lake Taneycomo.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Lake Perry Como?<br /><b>Jay:</b> No, TANEY-como.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Is Perry Como performing there? Or is he dead? Or was that Andy Williams.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Well, they’re both dead, but Clink Black is headlining the Andy Williams Theater.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Eh. We were hoping for Pam Tillis, so no thanks.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Okie Dokie.<br /><br /><b>Jay:</b> Have you seen how many listens we got for the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/10/14/man-crush-show" target="_blank">Man Crush</a> show?<br /><b>Matt: </b>It’s actually a little scary.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Who are these people?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Shut-ins, I suppose.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Sad, lonely people.<br /><b>Matt: </b>They just “get” us.<br /><b>Jay: </b>We speak to them.<br /><b>Matt: </b>They know we’re one of them.<br /><b>Jay: </b>People who masturbate then cry themselves to sleep at night.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Boy do we know how that is.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Totally.<br /><br /><b>Matt:</b> *typing*<br /><b>Jay:</b> Who are you communicating with?<br /><b>Matt:</b> My brother.<br /><b>Jay: </b>What’s he doing?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Riding around in a golf cart.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Why?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Because he can’t find a caddie? Hey-OOOOO<br /><b>Jay: </b>I walked right into that one.<br /><b>Matt: </b>I’m way too quick for you.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Obviously.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjrIeO4KIwNR0EmX1Ap0FlqHOzQmRi3DcxHKUkgTNgWlPne_cZvBUfuDB9Rtx4V0LlArVzbUrqW9J5dYcTTEkyzQ3-eqmOOjTWwoA36vqptoF8OqyiNcikeyc6_lKTdFyf14s-7EJqUmw/s1600/sexy-graduate.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjrIeO4KIwNR0EmX1Ap0FlqHOzQmRi3DcxHKUkgTNgWlPne_cZvBUfuDB9Rtx4V0LlArVzbUrqW9J5dYcTTEkyzQ3-eqmOOjTWwoA36vqptoF8OqyiNcikeyc6_lKTdFyf14s-7EJqUmw/s320/sexy-graduate.jpg" width="263" /></a></div><b>Jay:</b> Got any ideas for Sunday?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Many!<br /><b>Jay: </b>Do you want to share them?<br /><b>Matt: </b>You promise not to tell anyone?<br /><b>Jay:</b> Of course!<br /><b>Matt:</b> Well, Ryno turns 18 next week.<br /><b>Jay: </b>That’s exciting.<br /><b>Matt: </b>So I thought we could talk about when WE were 18?<br /><b>Jay:</b> I like it!<br /><b>Matt: </b>I’m sure we both have plenty of stories.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Absolutely. And that’s when we both had hope for our futures.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Exactly! We were graduating high school and heading to college.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Lots of great experiences.<br /><b>Matt: </b>It’ll be HUGE!<br /><b>Jay:</b> Another MONSTER show coming up!<br /><b>Matt:</b> I can’t wait!<br /><b>Jay: </b>Me either!<br /><br />Alright, there you go. A little insight into how a couple of brilliant guys put together the NUMBER ONE comedy show on BTR! Tune in Sunday at 12 Noon ET for “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/10/21/when-we-were-18" target="_blank">When We Were 18</a>.” And then call in with your great memories.<br /><br /></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said: _VMCMLXIX

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