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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Holaaaaaaaa bitches! It’s time once again for a round of funny(ish) headlines! Try to hold down the excitement, will ya? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Dept. of Justice investigation finds that the NSA violated George Zimmerman’s civil rights. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Obama gives up and grows a Hitler mustache. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmjmMLj7tkRxL-yPjSAgA0fJ26IfNAIe7GgsH0z3OyNusx18NlMJUhlNjLCGsNy9zRSyRZU3GpzvNxbSmZO5BOWJWRAeQyyirhU_6lo6k_jmhqmZilMyo8rVBBSRccOD8A6RJ5mV2f7po/s1600/Jenny-McCarthy-Legs-The-View-Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmjmMLj7tkRxL-yPjSAgA0fJ26IfNAIe7GgsH0z3OyNusx18NlMJUhlNjLCGsNy9zRSyRZU3GpzvNxbSmZO5BOWJWRAeQyyirhU_6lo6k_jmhqmZilMyo8rVBBSRccOD8A6RJ5mV2f7po/s320/Jenny-McCarthy-Legs-The-View-Hot.jpg" width="218" /></a>- Jenny McCarthy excited about new job as co-host on “The View.” “Think of all the kids I can kill with this <o:p></o:p></div>kind of exposure!!” <br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Miley Cyrus apologizes for wearing bra under her tight shirt in public. Says it won’t happen again. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Kim Kardashian freaks out over loss of popularity, renames her kid Trayvon Martin Kardashian-West. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- P.E.D scandal mars The ESPY’s as a reporter notices host Jon Hamm’s bottle of Viagra in locker backstage. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Amanda Bynes seen buying “The Rhyming Dictionary” at local mall in preparation for her new rap career. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- “Vincent Sand Gogh” wins World Championship of Sand Sculpting in Atlantic City. “Sandy Vagina” fails to place for the 25^thconsecutive year. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- OUTRAGEOUS McDonald’s “budget” for workers making minimum wage suggests just giving dancers a single at the stage and forgoing lap dances. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- ESPN lawyers up in preparation for firing Keith Olbermann soon after his new shows debuts on ESPN2 in August. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Juror B37: “Okay, I admit it. I let George Zimmerman’s raw sexual magnetism cloud my judgment.” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIh7eLWQoM_YAw1Idm0YuaOFSPvIXFI6AatnT1iQKYnKdb4Vp3YJPofCy4P6OLuvJ7PoiBVT5z7t4FgjW8NoGDowMVnVVYBEOwDYxPj0ECf77JhoYrQGBmPaETDC2SshXnIGIBi-cgxxg/s1600/Emma-Roberts-Hot-Rage-Fight-Legs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIh7eLWQoM_YAw1Idm0YuaOFSPvIXFI6AatnT1iQKYnKdb4Vp3YJPofCy4P6OLuvJ7PoiBVT5z7t4FgjW8NoGDowMVnVVYBEOwDYxPj0ECf77JhoYrQGBmPaETDC2SshXnIGIBi-cgxxg/s320/Emma-Roberts-Hot-Rage-Fight-Legs.jpg" width="232" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Emma Roberts tries out new way of promoting upcoming movie “We’re the Millers” by getting arrested for beating the shit out <o:p></o:p></div>of her boyfriend. <br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Area man writes congressman demanding that the government dramatically increase funding for hemorrhoid research. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- MLB announces that former Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi will replace Bug Selig as Commissioner after Selig retires or, preferably, dies. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- City council realizes they have very few items on agenda, starts making shit up. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Sad, lonely man starts friendship ring on Facebook. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Area woman shocked to discover that people are still blogging. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- “Forbes Magazine” names Robert Downey Jr. as America’s highest paid ex-con. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">And that’s all I’ve got. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68">Facebook.com/Jayman68</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws">@Jayman_IWS</a><o:p></o:p></div><br /></div>

OMG! Even MORE Funny(ish) Headlines!

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