Greetings From Edward Snowden in Russia

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola and <span lang="RU">привет</span> comrades! Edward Snowden coming to you live from Moscow’s Sheremetyevo International Airport!  I’m checking in with everyone via I’m With Stupid’s blog because I know many of you guys out there are worried about me, and more than a few are hoping I die of vodka poisoning. I just want to let everyone know that I’m doing just fine hanging out here at the airport. I love airports. There’s so much to see and do here. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8O6xPaRAzm17lrQKFX3D54DGVUdBPKv6O6YKn56q-m7_Z4DxIeFaTMq9r6_4gT8vVBB5hHi4un9gSilgTHbgiLIUvMYky97V6pMFYPuvbnIV6c4azpzTLfnMWgSZG4gHlFL1UeLg-fo0/s1600/yoo-in-na-hot-sexy-legs-abs-nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8O6xPaRAzm17lrQKFX3D54DGVUdBPKv6O6YKn56q-m7_Z4DxIeFaTMq9r6_4gT8vVBB5hHi4un9gSilgTHbgiLIUvMYky97V6pMFYPuvbnIV6c4azpzTLfnMWgSZG4gHlFL1UeLg-fo0/s320/yoo-in-na-hot-sexy-legs-abs-nude.jpg" width="203" /></a>I'm already looking forward to having a hot, sticky Cinnabon first think in the morning. I’m addicted to those  things. This evening I had a delicious meal at the Applebee’s of pirozhki filled with some kind of meat-like substance and, I think, cabbage accompanied by a blini filled with strawberry jam. Just like home!! And of course, there was plenty of vodka. In fact, I might be drinking some vodka as I write this guest post here on IWS.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">I’ve also spent a lot of time in the gift shop reading gossip magazines. I know you’re wondering if I was surprised by the Paula Deen scandal and I have to say “Hello? I’ve read her emails, remember?” In fact, just who is this mystery person who alerted the National Enquirer to this story? Hmmmmm <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">I’m also reading a couple of good romance novels. I don’t know how old they are, but they both have Fabio on the cover. I started to read some Robert Ludlum, but that shit hit a little too close to home, if you know what I mean.  I’ve also spent a lot of time listening to IWS Radio. Man, that NSA Employment ad just killed me! I was laughing so hard everyone was looking at me funny. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UQbt27mJCek" width="420"></iframe><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">A lot of people have asked why I went to Hong Kong. That’s easy! I have a thing for Asian chicks. I’m not really that complicated of a guy. Asian chicks are just so damn cute and sweet and loving. I was really looking forward to being granted asylum and settling down with a petite Asian hottie and living the good life somewhere in Asia not called “North Korea” but, it wasn’t to be. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Why Ecuador now? Again, it’s very simple. If I can’t have an Asian chick, and thanks to the Hong Kong <o:p></o:p></div>government I guess I can’t, then my next choice is a Latina. Plus, I’ve always wanted to visit the Galapagos Islands and play with the Giant Tortoises there. You know those things can live 150 years or more? Crazy! <br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgixLoGcRTxEfvcIStgS6URw4-E4Jl2AnrlsOK_inV2PaRsVQ_Hv-8hXCcbT4zbR_i3qPbTLL1bzO2bsD7K3WEfW7KCsGVZf8vPRb_d2V8cMF5GrEZ067_t5X_49DNOevUpvVTT7PcNaPg/s1600/sandra-vinces-legs-hot-nude-miss-ecuador.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgixLoGcRTxEfvcIStgS6URw4-E4Jl2AnrlsOK_inV2PaRsVQ_Hv-8hXCcbT4zbR_i3qPbTLL1bzO2bsD7K3WEfW7KCsGVZf8vPRb_d2V8cMF5GrEZ067_t5X_49DNOevUpvVTT7PcNaPg/s320/sandra-vinces-legs-hot-nude-miss-ecuador.jpg" width="206" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgixLoGcRTxEfvcIStgS6URw4-E4Jl2AnrlsOK_inV2PaRsVQ_Hv-8hXCcbT4zbR_i3qPbTLL1bzO2bsD7K3WEfW7KCsGVZf8vPRb_d2V8cMF5GrEZ067_t5X_49DNOevUpvVTT7PcNaPg/s1600/sandra-vinces-legs-hot-nude-miss-ecuador.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a>Am I a hero or a traitor? Well, if you’re a hot Asian or Latina, I’m definitely a hero. More of an international man of mystery really. I’m a notorious sexy American spy who stole … I mean, obtained a lot of sensitive intelligence documents and leveraged them into a pretty nice life of leisure. If you’re anybody else, I guess I’m just a man who was shocked … SHOCKED I TELL YOU … at the atrocities OUR government was committing in terms of invading the privacy of American citizens! That was truly my only motivation. The truth shall set you free, amirite?</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Okay, so maybe I turned some of those intelligence secrets over to the Chinese government. It’s not my fault though. I thought they were going to provide me with $10,000,000 USD (and an Asian hottie) in exchange for the information. You can understand how tempting that was, right? Anyway, all I got for it was a coach ticket on Aeroflot to fucking Moscow. I was <i>soooo</i> bummed. The bastards double-crossed me! You just can’t trust anybody these days. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Did I also share intelligence info with the Russians? I’m still alive aren’t I? Seriously, there wasn’t even a discussion about it. I’ve seen plenty of movies and I know what they Rooskies are capable of. Besides, Putin likes to poison people … Allegedly. Doesn’t sound like a good way to go to me. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">So, now everyone is updated on my well-being. Thanks to Matt and Jay for letting me post here. Sorry I hacked into Blogger and posted without telling you guys first. It’s an old habit.  Anyway, if anyone needs to contact me give my homeboy Jayman a holla. He’ll get in touch with me. I better go before the Taco Bell closes. This vodka really gets to me fast. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“Rossia - sviashennaia nasha derzhava, <br />Rossia - lubimaia nasha strana! <br />Moguchaia volia, velikaia slava - <br />Tvoio dostoianie na vse vremena! ….” </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws">@Jayman_IWS</a> <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">P.S. Jay, you should probably delete a couple of those pics off your phone before you accidentally forward them to the wrong people. Just sayin’. <o:p></o:p><br /><br /></div></div>

Greetings From Edward Snowden in Russia

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