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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola y’all! You know what goes great with Memorial Day, cookouts, baseball and beer? Another round of clever headlines! Hell yes! Okay, here we go… <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Area man concerned his aging parents will never figure out how to use Facebook. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- CNN correspondents struggling to act as if they’ve heard of Oklahoma City or can even find Oklahoma on a map. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Arkansas man unable to get a decent night’s sleep because he is just sooooo worried about Amanda Bynes <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje4IYC2QNC0N8dhxuSYkTopyEWzh7KZFnHEnnIMcO2PyyBpzFGDBXUe78mayQjtm2a3qodtJ-Te4lw4aVMlQGnItbVCGVrL0qb6xJh6EfijsbbsLz_fjat21cei39b05EDxm13teS-JeA/s1600/Amanda-Bynes-Boobs-Cleavage-Nude-Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje4IYC2QNC0N8dhxuSYkTopyEWzh7KZFnHEnnIMcO2PyyBpzFGDBXUe78mayQjtm2a3qodtJ-Te4lw4aVMlQGnItbVCGVrL0qb6xJh6EfijsbbsLz_fjat21cei39b05EDxm13teS-JeA/s400/Amanda-Bynes-Boobs-Cleavage-Nude-Hot.jpg" width="311" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Almost four months later, Secretary of State John Kerry is finally ready to wrap up his swearing in speech. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- ABC News runs special dramatic coverage of their special dramatic coverage on the Moore, Oklahoma tornado. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Area woman growing increasingly frustrated because she just doesn’t believe “heroes” should need that “e.” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Tornadoes continue to pound states that nobody lives in voluntarily. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Pop star stuns crowd by lip syncing at awards show.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Ole Miss suspends starting quarterback for refusing to cheat on final exams. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Artsy film nobody will see wins Palme d’Or at Cannes Film Festival.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUvSYl-gqfQxO_vnsSydyQCXbrDr7QcXhsED7IQdVs211yWMQurgmIlKKUySxSPeC1WoYXPFEPb8cgGvzyqg83ePI3QPuuSlftXZuwUjIFBz4mRjfsMwtBFYrnh3x-7oiB1ipTUl_RLg/s1600/adele-exarchopoulus-lea-seydoux-lesbian-blue-warmest-color.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUvSYl-gqfQxO_vnsSydyQCXbrDr7QcXhsED7IQdVs211yWMQurgmIlKKUySxSPeC1WoYXPFEPb8cgGvzyqg83ePI3QPuuSlftXZuwUjIFBz4mRjfsMwtBFYrnh3x-7oiB1ipTUl_RLg/s400/adele-exarchopoulus-lea-seydoux-lesbian-blue-warmest-color.jpg" width="255" /></a></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- John McCain visits Syrian Rebels on Memorial Day and declares that the only way to honor America’s war dead is to make more of them. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Danica Patrick wrecks for the 35^th consecutive time. Declares that none of them have been her fault. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- NBA star Dwight Howard struggling to decide which team he wants to ruin next. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Carnival Cruise Lines celebrates five straight cruises without incident. A new record! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- President Obama tries to distract the media from his scandals by emailing them stories about Toronto Mayor Rob Ford every morning. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://facebook.com/Jayman68" target="_blank">Facebook.com/Jayman68</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS</a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Oh hey! You know what would be a great idea? Listening to “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/05/26/some-gave-all" target="_blank">SomeGave All</a>” on IWS Radio from last Sunday. It was a great show with our special guests Jamie and Jesse! Lots of Memorial Day and cookout talk along with poetry, history lessons and our new sponsor Incestry.com!!! Check it out … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="http://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=4889709&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe><br /><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;">Listen to <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/">internet radio</a> with <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid">IWS Radio</a> on BlogTalkRadio</div></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

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