Obama Romney Town Hall Debate...Cheetos Eatin' Americans Probably Missed Their Points

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Last night, I didn't watch the Presidential Town Hall style debate live.  Well, not on TV anyway.  I never watch debates live on TV any longer.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY_9mDs5vE0j34Qrvrux6nxDUeOaxo5x_RIcllfKij4BgCriRs5hoeE9Lhn_kO9Va6kt3xMPSqcAQ7CH5XAygMZ_DCcBNURdLndfZAQDEmI0kKOwsUBqm1iaSBai7as_eUDg9QXZm7loc/s1600/Romney+Obama+Town+Hall.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY_9mDs5vE0j34Qrvrux6nxDUeOaxo5x_RIcllfKij4BgCriRs5hoeE9Lhn_kO9Va6kt3xMPSqcAQ7CH5XAygMZ_DCcBNURdLndfZAQDEmI0kKOwsUBqm1iaSBai7as_eUDg9QXZm7loc/s400/Romney+Obama+Town+Hall.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />Sure, I go back and watch the replay on TV, sometimes more than once, but the only way to most enjoyably and in real time, “watch” a Presidential debate, is on Twitter and Facebook.<br /><br />I tell ya, people.  It’s more exciting than it would be to watch a strap-on wearing Scarlett Johansson doing Eva Longoria doggie style in my living room.<br /><br />Okay, okay…that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but Lordy, Lordy…<br /><br />Folks on Twitter and Facebook, be they celebrity or average American, certainly know how to oscillate statements made by their candidate of choice and turn a boring diatribe of duality into an overly-frothed milkshake of cyber stupidity and uber-rollicking entertainment.<br /><br />I swear people.  Americans are some of the stupidest, most intellectually rigid, non-thinking for themselves motherfuckers in the world.<br /><br />Yeah I said, that, and I am even throwing Americans in with stupid, fanatical Muslims who blow people up because they might get laid because of it.<br /><br />I know, I know…You’re saying:<br /><br /><i>“Matt-Man, you really believe that overly excitable Americans who are blinded to a political party are just as bad as over-zealous, misinterpreting Muslims who bastardize the Quran?”</i><br /><br />Well, minus the killing and murderous tendencies that some of the aforementioned Muslims do, yes, as far as intellect and self-determination goes, yes I am saying just that.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKi4QfRH0xTp8J5gOlGjVRhYeLPfPZl1aZxdpen45n8KfAuZMV9qH1bRCYBPSz53wL9rVy1HElHJ9zibZ8-8C2dLFYI26qADkavStMLuBIpxY0RqVZ63yrxOjhx-9VxnZfvNwbOkHTakU/s1600/facebook-twitter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKi4QfRH0xTp8J5gOlGjVRhYeLPfPZl1aZxdpen45n8KfAuZMV9qH1bRCYBPSz53wL9rVy1HElHJ9zibZ8-8C2dLFYI26qADkavStMLuBIpxY0RqVZ63yrxOjhx-9VxnZfvNwbOkHTakU/s320/facebook-twitter.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />After watching the past two Presidential debates through the virtual eyes of Twitter and Facebook I have but one thing to say…<br /><br />America?  As a people we in general, are fucking stupid, short-sighted, myopic, incurious, and most of all, intellectually lazy.<br /><br />I was avidly reading all the tweets and Facebook entries during the debate last night, and well…As I was laughing, I was also getting a dry mouth and sore throat due to me sitting here with mouth agape being stupefied by the comments from people over the debate performances.<br /><br />Sean Hannity was tweeting that this was the greatest debate performance ever by Romney…Ha, Romney got his ass kicked.<br /><br />Ed Schultz was excitedly jacking off over Obama’s performance during this debate, yet never acknowledged that during the first debate, Obama got his ass kicked by Romney.<br /><br />Both guys have their heads up their asses, and well, I wish their heads would stay there, so they’d shut the fuck up.<br /><br />Gregt Gutfeld was adoringly screaming like a schoolgirl on Twitter in hopes that Romney would notice his no-talent ass, and Michael Moore was cheering on Obama while being to the world of journalism what Bartolo Colon is to the world of professional athletes.<br /><br />And you?  The simple, every day voter, tweeter, and Facebook poster?<br /><br />Oy…<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEefBqK47OzMJWetzpJd4OsMfYWeVXzIIEta564fl9w8ytZhovjGoGmg1-WP42law7q7uOLXbx5zpAE90VqFHhyHRB5SnlJL57c2J_c5EYRkGtu5tWshkozwSeS-BAX5MSdHNB9doFxFg/s1600/Stupid+Voter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEefBqK47OzMJWetzpJd4OsMfYWeVXzIIEta564fl9w8ytZhovjGoGmg1-WP42law7q7uOLXbx5zpAE90VqFHhyHRB5SnlJL57c2J_c5EYRkGtu5tWshkozwSeS-BAX5MSdHNB9doFxFg/s320/Stupid+Voter.jpg" width="309" /></a>Forty to Fifty percent of you are no different than the vapid, talking heads that I mentioned.<br /><br />You, like them…You have preconceived notions, a head full of what others have told you, and no concept of personal thought, of personal reasoning as to who or what is best for this country.<br /><br />This election like all elections in recent memory, has become merely a sport…a game…a chance to be on the winning side.<br /><br />I think President Obama, summed this up well, and has caught hell for saying it, but he was right…<br /><br /><i>“You can’t change Washington from the inside.”</i><br /><br />No, no you can’t.  Not when the citizens of this country keep electing representatives based upon party rather than the ability to govern.<br /><br />It’s sad, and knowing how bad it has gotten, we should change the motto on our coins.<br /><br />We should change the motto from E Pulribus Unum to E Pluribus Stupid.<br /><br />And Jayman and I will discuss that, and many other things today LIVE at 11 AM ET on IWS Radio which you can catch by clicking<i><span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/10/17/listen-or-not-were-number-one" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></a></span></i><span style="color: blue;">.</span><br /><br />Cheers!!<br />Matt-Man<br /><i><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a></i><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>@MattMan_IWS</i></span></a></div>

Obama Romney Town Hall Debate...Cheetos Eatin' Americans Probably Missed Their Points

Last night, I didn't watch the Presidential Town Hall style debate live.  Well, not on TV anyway.  I never watch debates live on TV any ...

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