Super Bowl XLVIII: Only the Slyder Knows

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyn-eS2kUo46n3DArGTJOFr4FBDb9enkRhBR1uEEuS8cw5PzrLAf03BKh_h5YY0syvhQ1TYnaUo6GpeyHCTwDUcLPxNInb9Z8_rBTMtzaAdSeuvyTLdZlM3xqYY5i6WveLlz7zyvahvi5t/s1600/Mike+Hartsock+Slyder+Balzcock.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyn-eS2kUo46n3DArGTJOFr4FBDb9enkRhBR1uEEuS8cw5PzrLAf03BKh_h5YY0syvhQ1TYnaUo6GpeyHCTwDUcLPxNInb9Z8_rBTMtzaAdSeuvyTLdZlM3xqYY5i6WveLlz7zyvahvi5t/s1600/Mike+Hartsock+Slyder+Balzcock.jpg" width="292" /></a>Hi Sports Fans…IWS Sports Director Slyder Balzcock coming to you LIVE from Next Life Stadium in East Brotherhood, New Jersey breaking down the upcoming Super Bowl for you.<br /><br />Super Bowl Excelvie, pits the defensively dangerous Legion of Bomb of the Seattle Mariners, against the holds no-bar offense of Eli Manning and the Mile High Broncos.<br /><br />Broncos fans haven’t been this worked up since Floyd Little was still looked upon with a distrusting eye in Denver restaurants, and these days, the giddiness of Mariners fans surpasses the joy felt even when Starbucks came out with a Strawberry Mocha Café Latte in April of aught eleven.<br /><br />When there is a Super Bowl, shenanigans and excitement abound.<br /><br />And let me tell ya, when a team from the Pacific Time Zone meets a team from the Mountain Time Zone, it gets really ugly when they play the Super Bowl in the Eastern Time Zone, and it doesn’t seem fair!!<br /><br />For instance…<br /><br />Let’s say that Eli Manning goes all Mustang on the Mariners, and does a hurry-up offense…How can Seattle who is a time zone behind, respond with a defense that can defend their play?<br /><br />And here’s a real kicker…if the Broncos run a delay draw play…the Mariners may be even more than an hour behind.  It doesn’t seem fair, but Mariner fans, have no fear.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwVffFRH2X0DCUaT9QgtRIIf28gBIXrKlqpusq6l0MIXTZATRm2Ce24gm1YqouCa0wCGY3Yd4MviNHeyRUTCqRbwH29rAWg5PTLvxXMAxcWKBW2qKzxY2Uap6Qz2A7S3yTWEFpIjZMlFHZ/s1600/Seattle+Seahwaks+Cheerleaders+Hot+Sexy+Nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwVffFRH2X0DCUaT9QgtRIIf28gBIXrKlqpusq6l0MIXTZATRm2Ce24gm1YqouCa0wCGY3Yd4MviNHeyRUTCqRbwH29rAWg5PTLvxXMAxcWKBW2qKzxY2Uap6Qz2A7S3yTWEFpIjZMlFHZ/s1600/Seattle+Seahwaks+Cheerleaders+Hot+Sexy+Nude.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>If the game goes into overtime, the Seattle grid-ironers have a better chance to win because they have an extra hour to play the game.<br /><br />And now, for my sumulation and prediction…<br /><br />The boys of the Nile High City are pretty good.  Eli, along with Jenarious Thomas, Eric Becker, and Wes Walker baste a formidable pass attack…although…<br /><br />Seattle has legendary actor Kurt Russell at quarterback, his step-child, Golden Hawn at wide-receiver, and the ever inflammatory Richard “Tecumseh” Sherman at cornerback.<br /><br />My prediction?<br /><br />If Eli can put more points up on the board than Snake Pliskin, the Broncos will win, but let me tell ya…<br /><br />Eli doesn’t always have it going on, however…<br /><br />If the late, great Ernest Borgnine shows up in that ratty-tatty <i>Escape from New York</i> car, and responds to a play action pass from Eli…it’s all over.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpa7IDTmZf84qWj2d3BF2Gs-KRKv1lY2iy482RrS6AeKJm_fCavBHlWXfIWcuVNdueNHqGn1cR9i-4_WbXiYdRCg-wTwQ7NGsCcTxh_gU2gGBvA9J88vHgUmHs8KwjzmUzFSQHVcF5eSgo/s1600/denver-broncos-cheerleaders+hot+sexy+nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpa7IDTmZf84qWj2d3BF2Gs-KRKv1lY2iy482RrS6AeKJm_fCavBHlWXfIWcuVNdueNHqGn1cR9i-4_WbXiYdRCg-wTwQ7NGsCcTxh_gU2gGBvA9J88vHgUmHs8KwjzmUzFSQHVcF5eSgo/s1600/denver-broncos-cheerleaders+hot+sexy+nude.jpg" width="400" /></a>My Super Bowl prediction?<br /><br />In sumulation…Ernest Borgnine kicks a three point safety and blocks a hand off to secure the win for the Mile High Broncos, even though Ernie plays for the Seattle Football Giants.<br /><br />Have a great Super Bowl Sunday, and as always…<br /><br />This is Slyder Balzcock, leavin’ it all on the field, and headin’ for the showers!!<br /><br />But for more Super Bowl insight, you stay right there…<br /><br />Slyyyyyyyyder<br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a></div>

Super Bowl XLVIII: Only the Slyder Knows

Hi Sports Fans…IWS Sports Director Slyder Balzcock coming to you LIVE from Next Life Stadium in East Brotherhood, New Jersey breaking down t...

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