Vacation is an Adventure

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola y’all! Well, I did it! I took a 24 hour vacation from reality. Lots of people tried to stop me from making it by posting political shit on Facebook and Twitter and whathaveyou, but I just ignored it and went about my business. I didn’t go to any news or political sites and I didn’t read through my “News and Politics” list on Twitter. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">GO ME!! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk4Aok5WVmHy8rN1J3WuY6H14JBApqkUSHtTIj0FofOpECsMR2h0Ky9XI8QQfV3fxp4zlz2Vs62nNxrJ0hyphenhypheniF7YKkLQy9M2DCRXGD-GSqf35bius0XMTQJZZM49wzSh19y4Jodn1b7b_ix/s1600/bush+mission+accomplished.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="277" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk4Aok5WVmHy8rN1J3WuY6H14JBApqkUSHtTIj0FofOpECsMR2h0Ky9XI8QQfV3fxp4zlz2Vs62nNxrJ0hyphenhypheniF7YKkLQy9M2DCRXGD-GSqf35bius0XMTQJZZM49wzSh19y4Jodn1b7b_ix/s400/bush+mission+accomplished.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">I’m sure you guys are all wondering what I did on my little break from reality. Well I tell ya what.  I spent most of my time thinking about some great adventures that I might go on! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">I looked into the possibility of going to clown college and maybe joining a circus so I could travel all over the country bringing joy and happiness to kids of all ages… <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivpYyXVhGcFCVVL3PPKuf9BAUThZ5psBN3fxem9cLOxTSGJfIlNwHGDZVYJkYUB9eCuX5o3r84rNPxQBCzHovyuRj2kN1Djxq1ouWM1hS7Qjh88yI8x1rOpZ87yMT56bVt7_uk46KVG1il/s1600/Scary+Clown.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="293" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivpYyXVhGcFCVVL3PPKuf9BAUThZ5psBN3fxem9cLOxTSGJfIlNwHGDZVYJkYUB9eCuX5o3r84rNPxQBCzHovyuRj2kN1Djxq1ouWM1hS7Qjh88yI8x1rOpZ87yMT56bVt7_uk46KVG1il/s320/Scary+Clown.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">But, then I remembered that clowns are creepy as hell so I rejected that idea. Next I thought about running off to Vegas and becoming a blackjack dealer … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2aphK1_Z0P7biHAF7mgG4Vs2aLrb85Dg2UeDpBKbm7AMaKRtvM3ozK4hh33a_KNS8oCKSwrj20E1uuOB1bnQKTCUjTpUjaGF2iNXoMdVgbOBmcmqNxcjOer2OVB6I4a4gbtE73Vh8DIDp/s1600/Blackjack+Dealer+Vegas+Jayman.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="296" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2aphK1_Z0P7biHAF7mgG4Vs2aLrb85Dg2UeDpBKbm7AMaKRtvM3ozK4hh33a_KNS8oCKSwrj20E1uuOB1bnQKTCUjTpUjaGF2iNXoMdVgbOBmcmqNxcjOer2OVB6I4a4gbtE73Vh8DIDp/s400/Blackjack+Dealer+Vegas+Jayman.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">That doesn’t seem too bad except that you have to deal with the general public in that job so that’s out too. How ‘bout running off to Vegas and becoming a professional blackjack player? I could play at her table every night… <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNf0A11cBDbmFSvKDkBq6V-CklkpwnE6k0PpE9TC-__zAYM7ZW9zSbXyfHSRT3r97pEmrimICwB9Kfuog2PTUq_GJL7YwJeVUNWYR16jvB2k46Fmry0ROf8i6zuQnM8IeDHrj_VfTyfXvc/s1600/Hot+Sexy+Blackjack+Dealer+with+Boobs.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNf0A11cBDbmFSvKDkBq6V-CklkpwnE6k0PpE9TC-__zAYM7ZW9zSbXyfHSRT3r97pEmrimICwB9Kfuog2PTUq_GJL7YwJeVUNWYR16jvB2k46Fmry0ROf8i6zuQnM8IeDHrj_VfTyfXvc/s400/Hot+Sexy+Blackjack+Dealer+with+Boobs.JPG" width="328" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Hit me baby! This one has promise if my math skills are good enough. It’ll be close. If I want a REAL adventure though, I could run off and join the French Foreign Legion … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvuEbrQnW1zykWGpl3rTWnW5cyprjYbItOqidEwjADRfeDRCmuv4gY1wX1DdDmzW7GYbsAsVeQKJsPHKNfUnI7yyfICxfvpCcCrzWCJgiYHIemHEiazzI894NbNr516nsYyhAsdRKgm5Zp/s1600/French+Foreign+Legion+Jayman+Killer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvuEbrQnW1zykWGpl3rTWnW5cyprjYbItOqidEwjADRfeDRCmuv4gY1wX1DdDmzW7GYbsAsVeQKJsPHKNfUnI7yyfICxfvpCcCrzWCJgiYHIemHEiazzI894NbNr516nsYyhAsdRKgm5Zp/s400/French+Foreign+Legion+Jayman+Killer.jpg" width="327" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Whoa! What a wild time that would be. Well, until I got killed in some faraway desert and buried in an unmarked grave. That would probably happen on like the second day too. Okay, screw that idea. I know! I’ll become the next James Bond 007 … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIjTcp2euVL7uZaQFn3O0HuEWBT-iU-T2tgKix2e7go8CcUwuB-1_7OoyT3wKufuJ_U9CavwWOv-9qi5gYFY0AAqeqqTcVeqlXgct_PM-nr_gFpYnfuXhQVOOgQ9DfJ3a3Jn0vyctUs8v5/s1600/James+Bond+Jayman+Killer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="263" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIjTcp2euVL7uZaQFn3O0HuEWBT-iU-T2tgKix2e7go8CcUwuB-1_7OoyT3wKufuJ_U9CavwWOv-9qi5gYFY0AAqeqqTcVeqlXgct_PM-nr_gFpYnfuXhQVOOgQ9DfJ3a3Jn0vyctUs8v5/s400/James+Bond+Jayman+Killer.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Heh. Another profession that would only last a day or so. Maybe I’m dreaming too big. I guess I’ll just stay home and create my own adventure. Like maybe I’ll sign up at Heathcare.gov and see what’s what when it comes to Obamacare… <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsQRzzC22Ceb3c5TeTy-4TOIdSSxZodQpyd3bQMgz0D8COlTd-ViY_og8zCMmQ8o8b32xSqneXHl1cmi3LkBxnD8n5cP1uuC_Bo3GYAccoVcLGv8W0KIc5LE6jrc4WoHgNj0xPGEaQVVGx/s1600/system+unavailable.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsQRzzC22Ceb3c5TeTy-4TOIdSSxZodQpyd3bQMgz0D8COlTd-ViY_og8zCMmQ8o8b32xSqneXHl1cmi3LkBxnD8n5cP1uuC_Bo3GYAccoVcLGv8W0KIc5LE6jrc4WoHgNj0xPGEaQVVGx/s1600/system+unavailable.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Oh well. So much for adventure. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS</a> <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Vacation is an Adventure

Hola y’all! Well, I did it! I took a 24 hour vacation from reality. Lots of people tried to stop me from making it by posting political shit...

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