What Does the GOP Want?

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola all you political junkies and casual observers out there! So here we are, once again on the verge of a possible government shutdown because the GOP believes that no matter how many elections they lose, and no matter of small a percentage of the people agree with them, they should get everything they want. The question is “What does the GOP want?” Well, the defunding of Obamacare is the obvious answer, but there are a number of other things that they want too… <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- For all women to have to formally request permission to have sex anytime they want to. The request will be made to the highest ranking white male elected official from the state. The information will be made public so everyone knows which of your female coworkers and friends to scorn the next day and which men to high five. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK0iAA3JYkBCNKP6pOu6bIVIwtc9X8UpSaON6j5YgwLO4HhrZMNQtsQ5Ifzujc_GHefRG8VBGIejA9JJlexb92eU1bEGAq0OF68N5yCgPzMhHGdW3_KUOSCCjC3xoUnp4p14DzY3cSf-Ph/s1600/Mitch+McConnell+Funny+Sexy+Angry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK0iAA3JYkBCNKP6pOu6bIVIwtc9X8UpSaON6j5YgwLO4HhrZMNQtsQ5Ifzujc_GHefRG8VBGIejA9JJlexb92eU1bEGAq0OF68N5yCgPzMhHGdW3_KUOSCCjC3xoUnp4p14DzY3cSf-Ph/s320/Mitch+McConnell+Funny+Sexy+Angry.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- A HUGE sign at every single point of entry into the country that reads “Welcome to America! The greatest country on Earth. NO HOMOS!” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Twerking lessons for Michele and Marcus Bachmann. Mostly they’re for Marcus. Also, Lindsay Graham.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- To make it illegal to Tweet “spoilers” of any TV show or live awards show until the people on the west coast have had a chance to see the show. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- For the federal government to legally declare that a fetus is a person with all the same rights and protections under the law as everyone else. The same law will also declare school aged children to be “parasites” and therefore not deserving of or eligible for any social programs like food stamps or school lunches. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- If they can’t get a complete defunding or even delay of Obamacare, they will ask if it can at least be limited to people in the top tax brackets only. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- While they’re in a repealing mood, the GOP will also see if they can repeal the Americans With Disabilities Act, the Civil Right Act, the Voting Rights Act and the 14^th, 15^th and 19^th Amendments. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- “Means Testing” of Medicare and Social Security. By “means testing” they mean only people WITH financial means will be eligible. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- To be notified before anyone else when there is “fresh meat” at their favorite strip clubs. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- The elimination of the designated hitter rule in the American League. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Every network must show nothing but “Little House on the Prairie,” “Andy Griffith,” “The Flinstones” and “The Lawrence Welk Show” every night. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- To have everyone in the Kardashian family deported. Wait, that’s my demand. Sorry. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- For Cable News to be limited to Fox News and Nancy Grace. All other shows and networks outlawed. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- For Saturday Night Live to be cancelled. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- The elimination of all these silly “defenseless player” and so-called “concussion” rules. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- For NetFlix to be required to stream “The Shield.” (Sorry, that’s another one of mine.) <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Finally, for the Bill of Rights to be replaced with The Ten Commandments. (All white males and elected officials will be exempted of course.) <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjigoPD7i8WAwaPQSYAp2sbjcqM8rAUJGRJ0Z2NvQdA-J0qXHsBRf9KL_Eax8Bf9klKWImtwUSb4x31ww6JUv01synKvJoIZU1VRmLkjl3neVGjq4KhGl5dYGegPu4WOoV-um_07CQZe2VZ/s1600/john_boehner-crying.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjigoPD7i8WAwaPQSYAp2sbjcqM8rAUJGRJ0Z2NvQdA-J0qXHsBRf9KL_Eax8Bf9klKWImtwUSb4x31ww6JUv01synKvJoIZU1VRmLkjl3neVGjq4KhGl5dYGegPu4WOoV-um_07CQZe2VZ/s1600/john_boehner-crying.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Seems reasonable to me, right? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://facebook.com/Jayman68" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS </a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">In other news, we put on yet another quality show on IWS Radio yesterday. 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What Does the GOP Want?

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