My Life as a Winner

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola winners and losers! Monday afternoon I was just hanging out, minding my own business when I heard a knock on the door. It was the FedEx delivery guy with a package from Random House. I was perplexed because I hadn’t order a book, but when I opened the package I realized what had happened. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">A few weeks ago I had signed up through Facebook for a chance to win an advance copy of Bill Bryson’s “One Summer: America, 1927.”  I’m a HUGE Bill Bryson fan so I made sure to point out on the entry form that I not only wrote for a blog, but I co-host the<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid" target="_blank"> #1 comedy show on BTR</a>. My clever plan worked and I won!!!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQy50sdmEAvJuLRzLWHJK8CsdQejyEwUGAunwKwv7nUWpKFbkJS5Bbs04vHIF9ULaOrxkJhK7RLMmRJ94MpkEEVqKlSSzrl2r5vskH3aFdqOA_HPbBiAcZ-TEmU5GdhQQNmaaAHCMNNEy9/s1600/Bill+Bryson+One+Summer+Book.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQy50sdmEAvJuLRzLWHJK8CsdQejyEwUGAunwKwv7nUWpKFbkJS5Bbs04vHIF9ULaOrxkJhK7RLMmRJ94MpkEEVqKlSSzrl2r5vskH3aFdqOA_HPbBiAcZ-TEmU5GdhQQNmaaAHCMNNEy9/s400/Bill+Bryson+One+Summer+Book.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">After I got the book it suddenly hit me that I have a long history of winning when it comes to drawings… <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">In third grade I won a goldfish at the Halloween carnival at school. I don’t remember if I named him/her but when I got home I put him/her in a big glass bowl filled with water. In the morning the fish was dead. Poor thing was probably old and died of natural causes in his/her sleep. Over the years I’ve considered getting another goldfish but decided against it because the pain of losing old whatshis/hername was just too much. That and goldfish don’t cuddle with ya. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">My sophomore year of high school I won a prize at a football game. They would draw numbers and if any of those numbers matched the one on the program you had you won. Well, my number was called and I won a big wool blanket. Unfortunately it was sooooooo damn itchy that I ended up never using it and finally throwing it out. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">During my senior year Dr. Pepper was running a promotion where some lucky people who bought a 12 oz can from a vending machine got a t-shirt and .50 to get another Dr. Pepper. So, one day I gave it a whirl and TA-DA! I won the t-shirt. Sadly, it was a size small so I gave it to Cheri Curtis who was a sexy little thang. I didn’t get anything more than a “thanks” from her though so I was hardly worth it. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">When I was in college I actually won a truck from Don Nelms Chevrolet! Well, it was a 20 year old truck that was really beat up and wouldn’t start. They finally got it started for me and it turned out it was one of those old “three on a tree” standard shift trucks. I almost got killed trying to drive home. I sold it for $300 but it cost me $200 to get it registered and shit. Wasn’t worth it. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">After the truck though my luck improved…  <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">At an old job once I won a drawing among all the people who had perfect attendance for a 90 day period. I won a $10 gift card to Taco Bell. Oh yeah! Tacos were only .40 cents in those days so that worked out great! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSRgUXxC5d5RLTh4Qwm8qkmyLOOgaIvvMFth0V8RhEEFHtmHQU6SGvmlhq-sDbaYgKMFT3LOAS-PNJ9IYPtJrnNbt8YwE9v9Po7sywYdMD6f0srkZIoSwvqsqgOqLgKoIaVTyFfU1DNC06/s1600/Taco+Bell+Food.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSRgUXxC5d5RLTh4Qwm8qkmyLOOgaIvvMFth0V8RhEEFHtmHQU6SGvmlhq-sDbaYgKMFT3LOAS-PNJ9IYPtJrnNbt8YwE9v9Po7sywYdMD6f0srkZIoSwvqsqgOqLgKoIaVTyFfU1DNC06/s400/Taco+Bell+Food.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">The “Friends of the Library” held a drawing a few years ago and I won a really sweet roadside emergency kit. It has tools, gloves, a flashlight, battery charger, jumper cables and those little orange triangle things to place on the road to warn motorists of a car on the shoulder. I’m convinced my having this thing in the truck is the reason I haven’t been stranded on the side of the road lately. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">On top of all that, now I win the latest book by one of my favorite authors. Dam, things really are looking up for me. I think I’ll start buying lottery tickets. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS</a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">In other news we were all treated to our first ever Canada Report last Sunday on IWS Radio. 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