So Matt-Man Has Some Random Thoughts

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">So yesterday…<br /><br /><a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2013/07/jays-got-some-random-thoughts.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>Jayman had some random thoughts</i></span></a>, and I thought to myself, in a less than random manner, that maybe today, I would do the same.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX4NwaXPgLIzlPMI3GHCV7Vl39I6sw0YtpPe1YB9L3kG3AG6AcADCMnr9cj9L1OWsXipgq3Jio7KCgYE4qMHIriFvATT7VgaMkBznNr6ZE5rCYMPO5QA-EFIlaGkhzlyWKSM5WAtcwJIA/s1600/Matt+and+Duchess+Kate+Middleton+Baby.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="318" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX4NwaXPgLIzlPMI3GHCV7Vl39I6sw0YtpPe1YB9L3kG3AG6AcADCMnr9cj9L1OWsXipgq3Jio7KCgYE4qMHIriFvATT7VgaMkBznNr6ZE5rCYMPO5QA-EFIlaGkhzlyWKSM5WAtcwJIA/s320/Matt+and+Duchess+Kate+Middleton+Baby.jpg" width="320" /></a>So, heres goes…<br /><br />I wonder if at some point while Trayvon Martin was on top of George Zimmerman allegedly wailing away upon Zimmerman, if he asked Mr. Zimmerman…<br /><br /><i>“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”</i><br /><br />What?  Too soon? Anyhoo…<br /><br />Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, had a baby boy yesterday.  I hope that their son in honor of, and in solidarity with his grandfather Prince Charles, grows up to marry a man named Camilla.<br /><br />I get off at 5 PM today, so you know what that means.  That’s right…I’ll be drunk by 7 PM.  Getting old does have its benefits.  Beer Buzzes come much more inexpensively.<br /><br />I see that we are picking up a few more “likes” on our<a href="https://www.facebook.com/iwsradio" target="_blank"> <span style="color: blue;"><i>IWS Facebook page</i></span></a> of late.  If you don’t like our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/iwsradio" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>Facebook page</i></span></a>, you are a Communist and will spend the eternal afterlife in Hell being fondled by a bare-chested Vladimir Putin.  Uuch.<br /><br />I had Johnsonville Cheddar Wurst last night.  They were delicious.  You know why?  Because what’s not delicious about cooked pig meat with cheese inside?  Nothing.  Yeah, it’s that simple.<br /><br />Two of my favorite words are, “shenanigans” and “interloper.”  Is there a problem with that?  For your sake, I hope not.<br /><br />In order to soothe racial tensions within this country, President Obama is spending a family vacation in Martha’s Vineyard.  The next stop along his, <i>“Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Tour”</i> will be spent hosting, <i>“A Week of Skeet Shooting and Cocktails with Wayne LaPierre”</i> in Roanoke, VA.<br /><br />My right hamstring is killing me!!<br /><br />My BFF Schmoop went to the Doctor for what appears to be the last time yesterday.  Her insides are fine, but looking at the rosy glow on her face, I think she may be pregnant…by HIM!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJS4Yn207Yudab0F7wTSn6IP9pm-yuBLWLd7ryqma0SU6NVK8eoenHmOx406-kjldH8TxrMEdPDQcJc1eMmUEzkIjiZbiTHEkJSfxgFBlXImzTtP0FEH8fSbHo6NgcIEmRHxWaikiAXUo/s1600/Killer+Whale+Jumping+Sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJS4Yn207Yudab0F7wTSn6IP9pm-yuBLWLd7ryqma0SU6NVK8eoenHmOx406-kjldH8TxrMEdPDQcJc1eMmUEzkIjiZbiTHEkJSfxgFBlXImzTtP0FEH8fSbHo6NgcIEmRHxWaikiAXUo/s400/Killer+Whale+Jumping+Sexy.jpg" width="400" /></a>If I was going be a fish of some sort, I would be a Killer Whale.  Even though they are menacing looking, they are friendly, and adorable…and no one messes with them, because they have “Killer” in their name.<br /><br />If I wasn’t having brats last night, I would have had SPAM, but I wouldn’t have had it, because unfortunately, we have none on hand.  Mores the pity.<br /><br />Yesterday, Jayman mentioned that he should have his penis post on here at some point.  When he mentioned that I thought I could do the same, however…<br /><br />How’s my penis gonna do a sincere and articulate post when he can’t remember more than half of the places he has been?<br /><br />I’ll just let my penis slumber in its old age and…Oh damn…I left a cigarette burning as I typed this.  Talk to you all later.<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><br />Matt-Man<br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a></div>

So Matt-Man Has Some Random Thoughts

So yesterday… Jayman had some random thoughts , and I thought to myself, in a less than random manner, that maybe today, I would do the same...

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