The Hangover Has Struck Like Lightning!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hi IWS Radio listeners and readers, Ben Franklin here...<br /><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZiX_MaudvsOtkco91GZnqTzK_Q5lyhEFrepogOuF82uCwusfq9HGgN8LdQTyUzaTkFid4gorpFvSmHgcfKrWeYOQP5evFvfmT7W_LRAkZP-In6eA-w68fprqlY5F66_JOCfBAMPTf5qM/s580/benjamin+franklin+party+guy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZiX_MaudvsOtkco91GZnqTzK_Q5lyhEFrepogOuF82uCwusfq9HGgN8LdQTyUzaTkFid4gorpFvSmHgcfKrWeYOQP5evFvfmT7W_LRAkZP-In6eA-w68fprqlY5F66_JOCfBAMPTf5qM/s400/benjamin+franklin+party+guy.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />What?  It was America's Birthday yesterday, and now...I have a hangover...of course I do, and I spent the night with Anna Nicole Smith...is that so wrong?<br /><br /><br />Being Benjamin Franklin, I hope you understandeth...anyhoo...<br /><br />She was a lightning storm of excitement.  Keep calm and carry on, and remember...<br /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><i>"The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself."</i></span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">And let me tell ya...Last night?</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">I was chasing happiness all over the place.  Anna and I had fun...when I finally caught up to her that is,  and man...I am still impressed by the speed of angels.</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">I never realized that once one was heaven sent, that a big girl could move so damn fast.</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimS5QMTun9crOJq9SvYVkzSVQF6j4Hern7Eties-YOE49Zi49SduW6tY-wgWgvoZ7G9SklCKFEEBU6Q0qxLdQTQzFON5mwIwps0SrgTLq0wwoXlOj-Ngpq_blHXuLOH0cDpGhESRGm9bo/s425/Anna-Nicole-Smith+Naked+Boobs+Nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimS5QMTun9crOJq9SvYVkzSVQF6j4Hern7Eties-YOE49Zi49SduW6tY-wgWgvoZ7G9SklCKFEEBU6Q0qxLdQTQzFON5mwIwps0SrgTLq0wwoXlOj-Ngpq_blHXuLOH0cDpGhESRGm9bo/s400/Anna-Nicole-Smith+Naked+Boobs+Nude.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">But anyway, Anna ate eight brats, and I drank eight kegs, and we enjoyed a symbiotic relationship that I haven't  experienced  since I stuck my patriotic dork inside of Josephine's puff pastry.</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Anyhooeth...I am tired.</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">And since the 4th of July Holiday has probably made you tired as well, you could always listen t o IWS Radio...</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">They had a great show last Sunday, so give it a listen, it's not going to take away any of your rights by doing so.</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/30/drunk-on-history#.UdY3Qna8mB8.blogger">Drunk on History 06/30 by IWS Radio | Blog Talk Radio</a><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Well...I have to go...even in Heaven, Anna still needs her drugs, so I have to swing past Jefferson's place and get her hooked up.</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Here's to over developed Americans like Anna Nicole Smith...</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Benji</span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a></span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank">@mattmaniws</a></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank">Matt's Facebook Page</a></span></span></span><br /><br /></div></div>

The Hangover Has Struck Like Lightning!!

Hi IWS Radio listeners and readers, Ben Franklin here... What?  It was America's Birthday yesterday, and now...I have a hangover...of co...

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