Aunt Barbara strikes again!

I told my aunt that my friends liked her joke the other day and i think she's made it her mission to make all my "little friends" laugh.<br /><br />Really this must be read properly...  Get out your heftiest Italiany Bronx accent and picture it coming from a lady who cannot be an iota taller than 5' and at least 180 years old.<br /><br /><br /><br />A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.<br /><br />The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:<br /><br />"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time."<br /><br />"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"<br /><br />"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

Aunt Barbara strikes again!

I told my aunt that my friends liked her joke the other day and i think she's made it her mission to make all my "little friends&qu...

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