Matt Said, Jay Said...XLVIII

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3veze3DvwRTTUCVBixMpFw_kYDZCghJR9zWuaZLUewQ6I-1h2cs86Elerc0b0KoIgZMf4Nq5gg2iC_xDshdFJ-FZ2Y51ZugNhaL8fbfiH-65lhmMIMTLmpNz9xMXCnY5rHKX28sePxYdu/s1600/Super-Bowl-48+Seahawks+Broncos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3veze3DvwRTTUCVBixMpFw_kYDZCghJR9zWuaZLUewQ6I-1h2cs86Elerc0b0KoIgZMf4Nq5gg2iC_xDshdFJ-FZ2Y51ZugNhaL8fbfiH-65lhmMIMTLmpNz9xMXCnY5rHKX28sePxYdu/s1600/Super-Bowl-48+Seahawks+Broncos.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt kicks off.  Jay runs it back.  You throw a flag for delay of the IWS Radio Show.<br /><br />Matt: Hellroooooooo?<br />Jay:  Glad you finally realized that today is Show Prep Day.<br />Matt:  Well with Schmoop here everyday, I never know what day it is.<br />Jay:  Yeah…When she was working, and was home during the day, you knew it was Saturday or Sunday.<br />Matt:  I know, right?  And now?  I am completely lost, day of the week wise.<br />Jay:  Man…it’s hard being you.<br />Matt:  Pffffffffffft.  Don’t I know it.<br /><br />Jay:  So, I guess we should not do a show this Sunday since it’s Super Bowl Sunday.<br />Matt:  Yeah…It’s a shame, but for some reason the Super Bowl is more interesting than our comedy.<br />Jay:  I don’t get that.<br />Matt:  Me neither.<br />Jay and Matt:  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?<br />Matt and Jay:  Plus, it would be nice to be able to watch the big game ourselves.  Hey-Ooooooooooooo!!<br /><br />Jay:  Super Bowl Sunday is a good time…a few drinks…<br />Matt:  Some salty snacks…<br />Jay:  America coming together for four quarters…<br />Matt:  The dulled excitement of Joe Buck calling the game…<br />Jay:  If only Troy Aikman would feign a post-concussion seizure and deck that idiot.  That would be awesome!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheogcbcONGKZr05P1o4z4YT4UJ42q8vqA18vnGa7K3NIbalxHhmWjhh8eQ2BdQILRs2uuxmkcnKg4wut7lZKmjqZNxXUtDqEWBYtPXdN2jSQ7-ZaCIX8tytey2Ge7SaWZYV6E1MRabZ_9o/s1600/Pam+Oliver+Sexy+Naked+Nipples.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheogcbcONGKZr05P1o4z4YT4UJ42q8vqA18vnGa7K3NIbalxHhmWjhh8eQ2BdQILRs2uuxmkcnKg4wut7lZKmjqZNxXUtDqEWBYtPXdN2jSQ7-ZaCIX8tytey2Ge7SaWZYV6E1MRabZ_9o/s1600/Pam+Oliver+Sexy+Naked+Nipples.jpg" width="317" /></a>Matt:  Joe Buck’s neutrality as a human being, needs to be punched.<br />Jay:  Word.<br /><br />Matt:  On the upside, Pam Oliver will be on the sidelines.  Mmmmmmmmm, Pam.<br />Jay:  Oh Hell Yeah…So will Erin Andrews; I hope the angry black man doesn’t frighten her again!!<br />Matt:  If he does, Sean Hannity will be all up in his ass.<br />Jay:  Ha…Sean Hannity couldn’t kick Erin Andrews’ ass, let alone Richard Sherman’s.<br />Matt:  Ha.  Word.<br /><br />Jay:  So no show this Sunday, but we will be back February 9th.<br />Matt:  Damn straight, and it will be our Valentine’s Day Show.<br />Jay:  The Day of Heartache for female office workers who get one-upped by their female co-workers.<br />Matt:  It’s so sad when a chick feels less loved than her next-door cubicle buddy.<br />Jay:  It’s a fucking shame.<br />Matt and Jay:  Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!<br /><br />Matt:  Alright then…We’ll take this Sunday off during Super Bowl XLVIII, and come back February 9th.<br />Jay:  Sounds like a good plan.<br />Matt:  Enjoy your snacks and all of the gridiron action.<br />Jay:  You do the same, and pray for a costume malfunction involving Pam Oliver.<br />Matt:  I always do.<br /><br />Jay and Matt:  Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!<br />   </div>

Matt Said, Jay Said...XLVIII

Matt kicks off.  Jay runs it back.  You throw a flag for delay of the IWS Radio Show. Matt: Hellroooooooo? Jay:  Glad you finally realized t...

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