Lesbian vs Straight Couples

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Hola y’all! Well, the apartment manager was upstairs yesterday with a clip board inspecting the empty apartment. I guess that means someone has rented it and will be moving in soon. I’ve been expecting someone to move in over the long Memorial Day Weekend anyway. Needless to say I’m very concerned that it might be another loud asshole. I’m hoping for lesbians though. I think lesbians would make great neighbors. In fact, I decided to break it all down scientifically to see if my assumption that lesbians would be superior neighbors to a straight couple. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couple: <i>Loud rap or (even worse) country music. <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couple: <i>Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang and Meshell Ndegeocello. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians</b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couple: <i>Bed squeaking, man grunting, woman moaning. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couple: <i>Bed squeaking, TWO WOMEN MOANING! </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians</b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couple: <i>Man cussing, woman shrieking during fight. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couple: <i>Two women shrieking during fight. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Lh3XXnUNuE0dopNWViuhtKWrDWSGDWtWyOsunyTKjaW8jcXuudnHamMOs9UWW6G0hQF2EIEPmf6rCTJuEGM-iwl7bsBZX8Dvgr1bPEMfJPBABZhwsWKfkDJRhpY1hAeS2W7Yi6AP71A/s1600/Elisabeth-Hasslebeck-Hot-Rosie-Odonnell-The-View.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="231" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Lh3XXnUNuE0dopNWViuhtKWrDWSGDWtWyOsunyTKjaW8jcXuudnHamMOs9UWW6G0hQF2EIEPmf6rCTJuEGM-iwl7bsBZX8Dvgr1bPEMfJPBABZhwsWKfkDJRhpY1hAeS2W7Yi6AP71A/s400/Elisabeth-Hasslebeck-Hot-Rosie-Odonnell-The-View.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Straights</b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Party: <i>Couples & singles, loud rap or country music, eventually a fight breaks out. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Party: <i>A nice get-together with snacks, indie music and wine for several women they’re trying to convert. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians</b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couple: <i>Walk around in high heels and cowboy boots. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couple: <i>Walk around in Birkenstocks and work/combat boots. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Push </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couples: <i>Steak and potato people. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couples: <i>Tofu and vegan people. <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Straights </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couple: <i>Confederate Flags hanging from the window. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couple: <i>Rainbow Flags hanging from the window. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couples: <i>Watch shows like Real Housewives or Honey Boo Boo.</i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couples: <i>Watch “The L-Word” </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieQcQqZfK0bO3hJcI9_OcqBp7Fq3cqsfJ8iAaP9KMOUR7MAldn9Jl8NOKplZ9X7cg1BIG6umvepATpd0ki2Ri6KXkPKW8grqGhApsyJcQKV_P2oOvpHbi9dpqTcrcjm_9jMmmLSgUh2yw/s1600/Sarah-Shahi-The-L-Word.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieQcQqZfK0bO3hJcI9_OcqBp7Fq3cqsfJ8iAaP9KMOUR7MAldn9Jl8NOKplZ9X7cg1BIG6umvepATpd0ki2Ri6KXkPKW8grqGhApsyJcQKV_P2oOvpHbi9dpqTcrcjm_9jMmmLSgUh2yw/s640/Sarah-Shahi-The-L-Word.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couples: <i>Play loud video games while jumping around and yelling. </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbians: <i>Go bowling. <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Straight Couple: <i>Fox and Friends </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Lesbian Couple: <i>The Daily Show </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Adv: Lesbians </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">So you see folks, when you break it all down scientifically, it’s not so hard to figure it all out. By a score of 7 – 2 with one push Lesbian Couples are the far preferable neighbors. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://facebook.com/Jayman68" target="_blank">Facebook.com/Jayman68</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS </a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Lesbian vs Straight Couples

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