Matt Said, Jay Said 3.14159265359

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt babbles, Jay babbles, You pretend to listen.<br /><br />Matt: Cheers!<br />Jay: Hola!<br />Matt: What do you want?<br />Jay: You<br />Matt: Sick Fuck<br />Jay: That makes you hot<br />Matt: I’m a little uncomfortable right now<br />Jay: Me too<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGjkAjFIMiojqCirE25u9u2rgPU4qsBzr1oSBFB0PqEGfVNmoHIa0NqfAwfV5bu5WU_uVCUAsZVG1Gei5Y84XUB9lMPoQMVecBmYNRk4fNUZdJyDi5YIEMRVyAe130krAYuoDYD-CDuL8/s1600/Schmoop.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGjkAjFIMiojqCirE25u9u2rgPU4qsBzr1oSBFB0PqEGfVNmoHIa0NqfAwfV5bu5WU_uVCUAsZVG1Gei5Y84XUB9lMPoQMVecBmYNRk4fNUZdJyDi5YIEMRVyAe130krAYuoDYD-CDuL8/s320/Schmoop.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Jay: So how’s Schmoop?<br />Matt: Well the surgery went well<br />Jay: That’s good.  Anything else?<br />Matt: Oh yea, she DOES NOT have cancer!<br />Jay: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!<br />Matt: Yeah, that was pretty good news.<br />Jay: DAMN good news!<br />Matt: They still don’t really know what the blockage was.<br />Jay: Well, Doritos Nacho Dust can pack in there pretty tight.<br />Matt: True, or maybe some meat-like substances from Taco Bell<br />Jay: Or some of that Skyline Chili shit.<br />Matt: NOBODY knows what that stuff is.<br />Jay: Maybe nachos?<br />Matt: A tortilla chip might have gotten caught sideways in there.<br />Jay: The possibilities are endless.<br />Matt: And I’m fine with any of them as long as it isn’t cancer.<br />Jay: Damn right!<br /><br />Matt: So what are we talking about on this week’s show?<br />Jay: Well I guess we should talk about the single life<br />Matt: We are a couple of swinging bachelors currently.<br />Jay: Damn right. Wild and crazy bachelors who get sleepy by 9:30<br />Matt: Well, maybe our prime is a little behind us<br />Jay: But, we can still talk about meals for one<br />Matt: And how to enjoy being alone.<br />Jay: Pros and Cons of single life!<br />Matt: There you go!<br />Jay: This is gonna be awesome<br />Matt: It’s gonna be HUGE!<br />Jay: I’m kind of excited about it<br />Matt: I’m going to get uncomfortable again<br />Jay: I’ll tone it down<br />Matt: I don’t think you know how to<br />Jay: You’re right<br />Matt: Okay, I think we’re ready!<br />Jay: Sweet! See you on the air dude!<br />Matt: Laterz!<br /><br />Okay, there you have it kids. Schmoop is apparently cancer free and we’re going to be <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/12/16/the-bachelor-life" target="_blank">Baching It</a> this weekend on IWS! Join us for all the wild and crazy fun!<br /><div><br /></div></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said 3.14159265359

Matt babbles, Jay babbles, You pretend to listen. Matt: Cheers! Jay: Hola! Matt: What do you want? Jay: You Matt: Sick Fuck Jay: That makes ...

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