Gender Specific Drive Through ATM instructions.

I swear to God that I have seen this first hand. <br /><br />Before you jump my ass about being a sexist pig, which I may resemble, this was sent to me by a little old lady, so there.<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br />A new sign in the Bank reads:<br /><br />'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.<br /><br />Customers using this new facility are<br />requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.<br /><br />After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'<br />*******************************<br />MALE PROCEDURE:<br /><br />1... Drive up to the ATM.<br /><br />2. LOWER your car window.<br /><br />3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.<br /><br />4. Enter amount of cash required.<br /><br />5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.<br /><br />6. Raise window.<br /><br />7. Drive off..<br /><br />*******************************<br />FEMALE PROCEDURE:<br /><br />(Unfortunately, most of this is true.!!)<br /><br /><br /><br />1. Drive up to ATM machine.<br /><br />2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.<br /><br />3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.<br /><br />4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.<br /><br />5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.<br /><br />6. Attempt to insert card into machine.<br /><br />7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.<br /><br />8. Insert card.<br /><br />9. Re-insert card the right way.<br /><br />10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.<br /><br />11. Enter PIN ...<br /><br />12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.<br /><br />13. Enter amount of cash required.<br /><br />14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.<br /><br />15. Retrieve cash and receipt.<br /><br />16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.<br /><br />17. Write debit amount in check book and place receipt in back of it.<br /><br />18. Re-check makeup.<br /><br />19. Drive forward 2 feet.<br /><br />20. Reverse back to ATM machine.<br /><br />21. Retrieve card.<br /><br />22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card<br />holder, and place card into the slot provided.<br /><br />23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.<br /><br />24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.<br /><br />25. Redial person on mobile phone.<br /><br />26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.<br /><br />27. Release Hand Brake.<br />

Gender Specific Drive Through ATM instructions.

I swear to God that I have seen this first hand. Before you jump my ass about being a sexist pig, which I may resemble, this was sent to me ...

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