Marry Me Vladimir Putin, Marry Me!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hello.  Schmoop here for <i>IWS Radio</i>.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_jvCxx_hxp916lpISjcf8dHTaqXeVf7IWh5c-3IW0g2WbrYplkxIZTqR0hMe9LGpr4WZYBc81WFz8Hw3AtAbUWVS1yR-5Qx6GNwbRXxn9wd9H35LvxyUBkwF2UXuAIa9FFDjFMurBfc_J/s1600/vladimir+putin+divorced+shirtless+horse.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_jvCxx_hxp916lpISjcf8dHTaqXeVf7IWh5c-3IW0g2WbrYplkxIZTqR0hMe9LGpr4WZYBc81WFz8Hw3AtAbUWVS1yR-5Qx6GNwbRXxn9wd9H35LvxyUBkwF2UXuAIa9FFDjFMurBfc_J/s400/vladimir+putin+divorced+shirtless+horse.jpg" width="400" /></a><br />Some of you know me as the somewhat shy, hate to talk on the radio foil for some of Matt-Man and Jayman’s childish IWS Radio jokes, however…<br /><br />I am a real person...a real person with real feelings, and a woman…<br /><br />A 47 year old woman, whose blood runs hot with a lust deeper than the Volga River, and higher than the highest apexes of the Caucasus Mountains.<br /><br />I have never told anybody this, but when I found out in June of this year that Vladimir Putin was getting a divorce from his hag-bag of a wife Lyudmila Putina, I said to myself…<br /><br /><i>“Schmoop?  You need to rid yourself of this asshole Mahoney, this American malaise, and find a guy who wears the intrigue of the KGB upon his sleeve.  Who loves to go topless while riding horses, and who is sexy enough to say to the world…</i><br /><i><br /></i><i>“So the hell what?  Those dead bodies are Chechnyans. Who the hell cares?  Let’s take my Harley on a road trip, Baby!!  Who’s with me? You? YOU?”</i><br /><br />Damn right…I like badasses, and Vlad?  You <i>are</i> a badass.  Meeeeeeeeeow.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi651woXR8ELX9Jm02BZfZMnqXy-jvmZk5vEcCjXFDB6CNWUy3gwlA_nxiNAxjT4IS0a86gQLELfsiCrSAgJ_ckWzgIWbnD94syjbHOJta3nPSx94odaI3Z6jzVeOyGlRpjwDZw-leGmiuD/s1600/Vladimir+Putin+Asshole+Harley+Davidson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi651woXR8ELX9Jm02BZfZMnqXy-jvmZk5vEcCjXFDB6CNWUy3gwlA_nxiNAxjT4IS0a86gQLELfsiCrSAgJ_ckWzgIWbnD94syjbHOJta3nPSx94odaI3Z6jzVeOyGlRpjwDZw-leGmiuD/s400/Vladimir+Putin+Asshole+Harley+Davidson.jpg" width="400" /></a>You have it all.  You run an entire country with a steel hand.  You are a take-no-crap kinda guy, and yet, you have a softer side to you that perhaps only a woman like me can detect. And…<br /><br />I bet you are crazy lovable hell in bed. I bet making love to you is like spending a night with Rasputin.  All freaky, wacko, and never say die shit. All I get here is, <i>“Please!!  Don’t Touch <b>Me</b>!!”</i>  And dig it, that’s me talking!!  Ha!!<br /><br />Seriously Baby…Oh excuse me, <i>President</i> Baby…I want to become your American Mail Order Bride. Sad American men have been importing Russian brides for years; I think it is time to turn the tables upside down on the mail order bride business.<br /><br />And when you and I do, we can laugh, drink vodka, and you can lick the scar on my stomach that looks exactly like the Volga River.  When you lick that baby…you won’t be saying <i>“Oh Mommy!!”</i>; you’ll be saying, <i>“Oh Mother Russia!!”</i><br /><br />And listen sweetie…I do have my own set of skills just like your ninja type KGB skills…<br /><br />I’m verrrrrrrry flexible…<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji_rM79pqphqLOvFMLru-pMkgzWRLy3F52beQZXoJkb1G_PhqtmfXJf_ZoRmy8ZOgIXs7CfR2vbzEGJwAfAvmjOb6dIL3LOmAl-Ia9lU6fEjVhTvk6sch0wwaWbg7DWQGtqRgONCReSD1I/s1600/Schmoop+Leg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji_rM79pqphqLOvFMLru-pMkgzWRLy3F52beQZXoJkb1G_PhqtmfXJf_ZoRmy8ZOgIXs7CfR2vbzEGJwAfAvmjOb6dIL3LOmAl-Ia9lU6fEjVhTvk6sch0wwaWbg7DWQGtqRgONCReSD1I/s400/Schmoop+Leg.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />And I can look mean and stand-offish just like you…<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIc31c4xw1Y6KLgY8zQ_ni_2SbN5Hs0D-qK6biJn9qpKO16NNRo10uSobcT909Z7GkHv4-vdv4wfxTxOJup0Z_fdI-eTqwJxIvu0kRaGQfB2lcYkra_w6Y4jLfTNmbOzqC_EG3jlyi8_AM/s1600/Schmoop+Pat+Benatar+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIc31c4xw1Y6KLgY8zQ_ni_2SbN5Hs0D-qK6biJn9qpKO16NNRo10uSobcT909Z7GkHv4-vdv4wfxTxOJup0Z_fdI-eTqwJxIvu0kRaGQfB2lcYkra_w6Y4jLfTNmbOzqC_EG3jlyi8_AM/s400/Schmoop+Pat+Benatar+2.jpg" width="381" /></a></div><br />We my dear are a perfect match.  Hell my sexy friend, we are, in addition to other commonalities, both 5’7. So please, pleeeeeeeease…send for me.  While I am an American through and through, I am a Cossack by inspiration.<br /><br />And perhaps if you have me sent FedEx to Moscow and then marry me, our nations will have a common bond and we can all get along better.<br /><br />I now this a hard move for you because you said the other day that American Exceptionalism doesn’t exist, but let me tell you…<br /><br />Once you meet me, and marry me?  You will find that American Exceptionalism not only exists <i>within</i> my thighs, but more so...<i>between</i> my thighs.<br /><br />Please Call Me, Mr. President of U-Sexy-Stan, <i>callllllll </i>me…<br /><br /><i>Schmoop</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a></div>

Marry Me Vladimir Putin, Marry Me!!

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