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Matt Said Jay Said 661.244.9852

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <br /><div class="MsoNormal">Matt yammers, Jay yammers, You stare at us in disgust. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFp1tFBJWR1ztcM6ShXosKWLSzEo45-uWS_vnj3Wm0kLII1Oa_miLa9_OFKY6e4WvlQC1msPkeLZMqGkcxEZJtPIgwWij9OLUj3JQTAUUnris_Lv76iy77YETuem7o_zG_Ze_rKbrInDw/s1600/Sexy+Asian+Girls+Bikinis.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="296" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFp1tFBJWR1ztcM6ShXosKWLSzEo45-uWS_vnj3Wm0kLII1Oa_miLa9_OFKY6e4WvlQC1msPkeLZMqGkcxEZJtPIgwWij9OLUj3JQTAUUnris_Lv76iy77YETuem7o_zG_Ze_rKbrInDw/s320/Sexy+Asian+Girls+Bikinis.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Howdy Ho! <br />Jay: We gotta make this fast. <br />Matt: I know you’re a busy man.<br />Jay: Well, not really, but I gotta hit the store today. <br />Matt: Is the pantry empty?<br />Jay: No, it’s gonna SNOW tomorrow! <br />Matt: Oh shit! <br />Jay: IKR?! <br />Matt: Jay … it’s okay. Settle down.<br />Jay: I’m trying but man … talking ONE TO THREE INCHES!<br />Matt: Okay, that’s scary, but it’s nothing you can’t handle dude. <br />Jay: Maybe I should get a case of M&M’s. <br />Matt: Now, don’t get cra … Plain or Peanut? <br />Jay: Pfffffft … PLAIN! <br />Matt: Oh good. I thought you might have gone over the deep end. <br />Jay: We’re not savages down here, you know! <br />Matt: I only know what I see on TV and in the movies.<br />Jay: Those are all made by Northern Elitists. <br />Matt: Well, you’ve got a point there. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: So what’s going on witchu? <br />Matt: I’m digging this new schedule. <br />Jay: Enjoying it, eh? <br />Matt: Oh yeah, for two weeks I only work 3-5 on BOTH Tues and Thurs! <br />Jay: That seems hardly worth it though. <br />Matt: Well I have to go pick up beer after my nap anyway. <br />Jay: Good point! Beer and cigs. <br />Matt: Right, the necessities. So, I might as well work for a bit. <br />Jay: Dude, you have such a cool and practical approach to life. <br />Matt: I’ve pretty much got it all figured out. <br />Jay: *Sings* “Did you ever know you’re my he-roooooooo” <br />Matt: I’m sensing a bit of sarcasm here. <br />Jay: *Sings* “and everything I want to be …” <br />Matt: I bet you can fly higher than a fucking eagle?! <br />Jay: *Sings* “cause you are the wind beneath my wings”<br />Matt: That’s just great. So sweet. <br />Jay: Are you crying? <br />Matt: Only from the pain. <br />Jay: In your heart? <br />Matt: My ears. <br />Jay: Hurtful! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeEAYM5DZ72E57KrBRb77PJIUWjChAkdFZQ6yxfpV83qZk6Q4iu6cUteANpjdbU-hJ-9nDYu-eU04fTPboEggK2eC9wc6PzRxEhmvsdab2hafFfbeGG5sFhPb0JaDtgea3LzI0jrIDhgE/s1600/Jesus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeEAYM5DZ72E57KrBRb77PJIUWjChAkdFZQ6yxfpV83qZk6Q4iu6cUteANpjdbU-hJ-9nDYu-eU04fTPboEggK2eC9wc6PzRxEhmvsdab2hafFfbeGG5sFhPb0JaDtgea3LzI0jrIDhgE/s320/Jesus.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Okay, Palm FUNday?  <br />Jay: Damn right! <br />Matt: What all we gonna talk about? <br />Jay: Well, Palm Sunday. <br />Matt: Guy is in Jerusalem for a live report! <br />Jay: Excellent. And we have Palm Sunday festivities here in Redneckville! <br />Matt: We need something big too.<br />Jay: I know. Like an interview.<br />Matt: One of the Apostles. <br />Jay: Our gay correspondent Joshua could interview … <br />Matt: JOHN! He could interview John! <br />Jay: They have so much in common! <br />Matt: IKR?! They’re perfect for each other. <br />Jay: They’ll be fast friends! <br />Matt: Oh yeah! <br />Jay: Also, Obama in Israel. <br />Matt: That’s pretty hilarious. <br />Jay: Or will be. <br />Matt: And I’m sure Jesus was quite the rebel beyond entering Jerusalem like that. <br />Jay: Oh you know it! <br />Matt: And the NCAA’s<br />Jay: And FUN! Or enemies of fun like Michael Bloomberg. <br />Matt: Fuck that guy! <br />Jay: And whatever else we come up with. <br />Matt: It’s perfect! <br />Jay: HUGE! <br />Matt: We’re gonna destroy! <br />Jay: Destroy what? <br />Matt: Whatever there is to destroy! <br />Jay: DAMN RIGHT! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">There you go folks. Another monster IWS coming up on <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/24/palm-funday">PalmFunday</a>! Be sure to tune in at 12 Noon ET and even give us a call! <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></div></div>

Matt Said Jay Said 661.244.9852

Matt yammers, Jay yammers, You stare at us in disgust. Matt: Howdy Ho! Jay: We gotta make this fast. Matt: I know you’re a busy man. Jay: W...

Matt Said Jay Said 661.244.9852

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