Matt Said, Jay Said 5773

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsx299qwPiHK4rNBGvAqIp7jrrG2im7uuhk4rTQrxA6dCRSGaV9arY47YhOzMkQxwqPD_sbXd9e34orxBy_QsDNSSasEG2whEJkFMTNkrkdKeHTc4PzNICk2oOPBj54NA-RPDEKQUjZos/s1600/hanukkah-pricing-wodka-vodka.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="165" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsx299qwPiHK4rNBGvAqIp7jrrG2im7uuhk4rTQrxA6dCRSGaV9arY47YhOzMkQxwqPD_sbXd9e34orxBy_QsDNSSasEG2whEJkFMTNkrkdKeHTc4PzNICk2oOPBj54NA-RPDEKQUjZos/s400/hanukkah-pricing-wodka-vodka.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt kvetches.  Jay kvetches.  You get verklempt.<br /><br />Ring Ring…<br /><br />Matt:  Hello?<br /><br />Matt:  Hello?<br /><br />Matt:  Jay?  If this is Jay, or even if it isn’t, I can’t hear you.  Hello?<br /><br />Matt:  Jayman?  Did you leave the mute switch on, on your headset?  Hello?<br /><br />Jay:  Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!<br /><br />Matt:  I couldn’t hear you…You left the mute switch on, didn’t you?<br /><br />Jay:  Noooooooo………okay, maybe.  And it’s sad too, because I was singing to you.<br /><br />Matt:  Sorry I missed that.  Hey I made friends on Facebook with (name redacted).<br /><br />Jay:  Oh did you now…She has yet to accept my friend request, nor does she acknowledge me on Twitter.<br /><br />Matt:  Yeah, she ignores me on Twitter as well, but…She’s now my friend on Facebook.<br /><br />Jay:  Well isn’t that sweet?  That doesn’t make sense, I am so much nicer than you.  How did you manage to get her to friend you? What?  Did you tell her that your girlfriend is having major surgery next Friday?<br /><br />Matt:  Yes!!<br /><br />Jay:  Damn…You are one brilliant motherfucker!!<br /><br />Matt:  IKR?  I will be playing up the gutting of Schmoop for all it’s worth between now and next Friday.<br /><br />Jay:  I would t--…You sick opportunistic bastard…by the way, and speaking of opportunists, we should probably do a Hanukkah show this Saturday.<br /><br />Matt:  Oh Hell Yeah. Love the Jews and their magic candle.<br /><br />Jay:  IKR?  We could talk about our favorite Jews…such as Natalie Portman.<br /><br />Matt:  Or Scarlett Johansson.<br /><br />Jay:  And our least favorite Jews such as Schmoop’s boss.<br /><br />Matt:  He’s not Jewish.<br /><br />Jay:  Maybe not officially, but he is in spirit.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCN8tQfwuS07UB-uknaSpgJYJG0qUeDleQI9IQO74e8AUZGFExeGq6nzjXq3HRgSmqPynhcUcaRQbG4wB3Tl91eH9DRreHdW6EuybbJX5OsCAXKDDs3IRuNlA5lREs-6RUNzmksEbnUyM/s1600/hot+naked+jews.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCN8tQfwuS07UB-uknaSpgJYJG0qUeDleQI9IQO74e8AUZGFExeGq6nzjXq3HRgSmqPynhcUcaRQbG4wB3Tl91eH9DRreHdW6EuybbJX5OsCAXKDDs3IRuNlA5lREs-6RUNzmksEbnUyM/s320/hot+naked+jews.jpg" width="320" /></a>Matt:  We could check-in LIVE with the Hanukkah celebration going on at Ariel Sharon’s place.<br /><br />Jay:  Suhweeeeeeeeet.  We could also talk about Hanukkah foods, and lesser known Hanukkah songs that our vast and diverse worldwide audience may not be familiar with.<br /><br />Matt:  Excellent, and maybe we’ll have our pal Joey Goodbar sing one of his own Hanukkah songs.<br /><br />Jay:  This is shaping up to be quite the walk through the desert.  It’s gonna be HUGE!!<br /><br />Matt:  I think so, and as any good Jewish agent would say, <i>“Let’s hope the ratings are as well.”</i><br /><br />Join Jay and Matt <i>LIVE</i> tonight, Saturday December 8th at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio, for their <i>Hanukkah Extravaganza</i>.<br /><br />You can catch the Hanukkah action <i>LIVE</i>, by clicking <span style="color: blue;"><i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/12/09/hanukkah-extravaganza" target="_blank">HERE</a></i>.</span></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said 5773

Matt kvetches.  Jay kvetches.  You get verklempt. Ring Ring… Matt:  Hello? Matt:  Hello? Matt:  Jay?  If this is Jay, or even if it isn’t, I...

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