Liberals 9:00 PM Tukiyooo 0 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div>You can’t make this up folks…I was going to half-heartedly type about one thing, and then BAM…something else happened.<br /><br />I was Facebooked. Yeah, I just invented that word, so?<br /><br />And by Facebooked, I mean that someone other than a friend posted something to my timeline, which was this…<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4wPyICZYcHoC2PXgib8P4CSbCTqPxRKBEGxr6gzs9dLNYgP8f_cVjLORO-pWYN3bYSUV4fR_DDx9duPx6FWU4qrBpkfmZLwe9Vo1AARlkmVhE826b9dHukTmKh_qdsFnzQrgCaEaqGgQ/s1600/Obama+World+Will+End.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4wPyICZYcHoC2PXgib8P4CSbCTqPxRKBEGxr6gzs9dLNYgP8f_cVjLORO-pWYN3bYSUV4fR_DDx9duPx6FWU4qrBpkfmZLwe9Vo1AARlkmVhE826b9dHukTmKh_qdsFnzQrgCaEaqGgQ/s320/Obama+World+Will+End.jpg" width="270" /></a></div>Anyhoo…<br /><br />I was Facebooked last night by one <i><span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jastewart65?fref=ts" target="_blank">Jim Stewart</a>.</span></i><br /><br />Oh the horror. He thought it was funny, and expected me to retort by laughing and saying, “Ha.”<br /><br />Well, as for those of you who know me, I don’t play that way. I have to engage whether the perpetrator be a friend, a moron, or a dickhead.<br /><br />And well, since he met the latter two of those three criteria, I had to respond. And the funny thing is, it’s not because I am a big fan of President Obama. Which my friends, drives him and his ilk, crazy, because, as they say…<br /><br /><i>“If you’re not for the Republican, you’re for the Democrat Muslim guy.”</i><br /><br />Because I am more than left of center and make no bones about it, I am labeled a, “Liberal.”<br /><br />What those who label me a “Liberal” don’t understand, is that I while I love peace and harmony in the world, I am a military nut, and want this country to have the biggest and baddest armed forces in the world.<br /><br />I also love Natural Gas. This country is the Saudi Arabia of natural gas. I just want to make sure fracking to get said gas doesn’t destroy water supplies and farm fields. If it doesn’t? Frack Away America!! Frack Away!!<br /><br />You know what else I like? Lower taxes. Who doesn’t like lower taxes, however…<br /><br />Why can’t the government lower the rate on those making less than a million, and yes, I said a million in order to compensate for high cost areas, and raise it a few percentage points on guys like President Obama and Willard Romney?<br /><br />It’s not going to hurt those folks, and it would certainly help us…well you guys anyway…for me personally, I am wealthy and need not a tax break, because I am independently rich and AWESOME!!<br /><br />Can I get a shout out from the choir!!? Sorry, I digressed. Anyhoo…<br /><br />Abortion. Yes, as a “Liberal”, I sit around all day thinking about new and exciting ways to kill babies. Well, that is what some on the right think.<br /><br />I am actually anti-abortion, however… <br /><br />If a chick gets pregnant, and cannot or will not support the zygote, or was otherwise raped, pillaged, and/or deforested by an overpowering old, gray, white guy, no overpowering, old, gray, white guy should tell her that she must have his baby…er…her baby.<br /><br />See how the Libertarian in me is coming out!?<br /><br />There’s plenty of other things that make me a Liberaltarian as well…<br /><br />Oh your coffee was too hot and you want to sue? Denied!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKQAFezi5mwsdzi_uc44ZWt7rx8bolOqW0w7U7eXc24uar_dJzKikdAtuN-3GwuLv8BUIKEDv1OxxZ0t5l7Qpt0VdWYbrjctgiYuGtOC6uhV73gqI-iF9DIBJcOORCbPFuJuO4EIazf3M/s1600/Matt+Rain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKQAFezi5mwsdzi_uc44ZWt7rx8bolOqW0w7U7eXc24uar_dJzKikdAtuN-3GwuLv8BUIKEDv1OxxZ0t5l7Qpt0VdWYbrjctgiYuGtOC6uhV73gqI-iF9DIBJcOORCbPFuJuO4EIazf3M/s320/Matt+Rain.jpg" width="320" /></a>You fell off your bike and crushed your skull due to no helmet? Tough Luck!!<br /><br />You smoked all these years and didn’t know it could give you cancer? Are you new!?<br /><br />Why didn’t my son get a trophy? Because your son sucks and throws like a girl!!<br /><br />See?<br /><br />I want everyone taken care of. I want reproductive rights protected. I want the uber-rich to pay a little more, but…<br /><br />On the same hand, I want folks to stand up for themselves. I want them to quit being pussies. I want them to say, <i>“I’m gonna grow up and take life by the horns, and at least try to live the American dream.”</i><br /><br />And if they fail, I want us as a country to be there to pick up the pieces, and if that is what being a Liberal is?<br /><br />So be it.<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><i><br /></i><i>Matt-Man</i><br /><i><a href="mailto:mattman@ymail.com">mattman@ymail.com</a></i><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">@MattMan_IWS</span></i></a></div> Liberals You can’t make this up folks…I was going to half-heartedly type about one thing, and then BAM…something else happened. I was Facebooked. Ye... Read more »
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