Hot Sex is the Secret to Ending the Cold War of the Shutdown

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTfu8J7lF9ngRtHeBFhJ7W2Sqh-RLZVaARvuCHXNrKnjENHcW4Ph9Ovxl5PbtZU7y9N7oIaw-j9BgAvO3_KP1vddhPIsX6JhdG6NE0pnDO6nMEgp-R6S5rAtWuEs_cuKxvUyw467mH82aT/s1600/Government-Shutdown.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="276" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTfu8J7lF9ngRtHeBFhJ7W2Sqh-RLZVaARvuCHXNrKnjENHcW4Ph9Ovxl5PbtZU7y9N7oIaw-j9BgAvO3_KP1vddhPIsX6JhdG6NE0pnDO6nMEgp-R6S5rAtWuEs_cuKxvUyw467mH82aT/s400/Government-Shutdown.jpg" width="400" /></a>Cheeeeeeeeers, and a Happy Tuesday to ya, Chuckleheads!!<br /><br />Y’know?<br /><br />I hate it when I have nothing topical to write about that excites me, but when I am in that type of pattern and just not “feelin’ it”, I try to think of things in general that excite me, make me mad, or more often than not, make me laugh.<br /><br />I am burned out by the 24/7 news coverage of the Obamacare/Debt Ceiling/Government Shutdown impasse that is<strike> raging like an out of control wildfire</strike> burning slowly and painfully like an ember at the Millard Fillmore Perpetual Pyre of Obscurity, which of course <i>is</i> still open because it receives no Federal funding and well…doesn't really exist, but anyhoo…<br /><br />The only redeeming thing about the incessant and repetitive coverage of this latest American political crisis, is the fact that cable news pundits, talk radio hosts, and viewers and callers of, and to, such media venues headline an all-star and Tony Award winning cast in the newest American stage comedy classic…<br /><br /><i>“Buffoonery, Hypocrisy, and Ideology on Parade!!”</i><br /><br />Oy Vey folks!!  What the hell is wrong with these people on TV, Radio, and their audiences?<br /><br />It’s as though the late Timothy Leary has taken over programming for every damn political TV and Radio show, and at the same time is the host, guest, and caller-in to every damn show!!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEindyyTkUs0bpHmk5ngSj_9TpbSSlZRRSMsft23u6qI8ZLSGf149vgYSWqy75NH__0FcX1mJrH3GZRNAhnQU41EzUhTIkCxGaxOfpWwkLYV5YDwKOUcZeJ2oEIyppHvtTP7BAATwP5uxOuc/s1600/Rush+Limbaugh+Rachel+Maddow+Assholes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="215" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEindyyTkUs0bpHmk5ngSj_9TpbSSlZRRSMsft23u6qI8ZLSGf149vgYSWqy75NH__0FcX1mJrH3GZRNAhnQU41EzUhTIkCxGaxOfpWwkLYV5YDwKOUcZeJ2oEIyppHvtTP7BAATwP5uxOuc/s400/Rush+Limbaugh+Rachel+Maddow+Assholes.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>It’s cwazy, wacky and it’s making my head spin, making me laugh, and making me feel much better about myself than I ever had, well…other than that one time at Bowling Green State University in 1983 when I had hot post-Homecoming sex with a Republican chick named Ann Barlage. Mmmmmmmmm…<br /><br />That was some hot bi-partisan sex right there boy!!  See, unlike the ideologues of today, both in the media and the Congress…<br /><br />We reached across the aisle, agreed to disagree, and then filibustered the hell out of each other until the second Sunday in October sun rose, and while creeping through the blinds, dappled us, and the empty wine bottles, with her golden crepuscular rays that said unto Ann and I…<br /><br /><i>“Your motions were more than well approved by one and other.  Now go, and sin no more.”</i><br /><br />See?<br /><br />Why is it so hard for Rush Limbaugh to get along with Rachel Maddow?  Why is it so difficult for Sean Hannity to say that Joe Scarborough is not a RINO?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKcjmvdJ8G6H-fqfn-NEDNVvE3g4hL-gbam7h9hbe1ZCGfY6BIJWnbyI91U-FpEPywiTVWPbDJmHGQPgGPG3yaHDmjP4MTJruJk6qm_3waJKiiidjFnvWX3aynMyJ65TfiMp9aLybzo2AR/s1600/Hannity+Scarborough+Assholes+MSNBC+FOX+NEWS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKcjmvdJ8G6H-fqfn-NEDNVvE3g4hL-gbam7h9hbe1ZCGfY6BIJWnbyI91U-FpEPywiTVWPbDJmHGQPgGPG3yaHDmjP4MTJruJk6qm_3waJKiiidjFnvWX3aynMyJ65TfiMp9aLybzo2AR/s400/Hannity+Scarborough+Assholes+MSNBC+FOX+NEWS.jpg" width="400" /></a>Why in the hell can’t Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin think of Barack Obama and Joe Biden as swell dudes?  And why can’t Rachel, Joe, Barack, and Joe think the same of them!?<br /><br />Because people…A bitter, monocular, and turgid ideology is hard to overcome, but the answer is so simple, and that is what makes me laugh about all of this Obamacare/Debt Ceiling/Government Shutdown bullshit.<br /><br />If like Ann and I, Limbaugh had sex with Maddow.  And Hannity had sex with Scarborough.  And then we made a porn film called, <i>Ted, Sarah, Barack, and Joe, and What Harry Reid Saw</i>, all would be right with the world, and America could move forward.<br /><br />It’s not that hard, and ideally…Maybe if Joe Scarborough plays his cards right, he could have sex with Sean; Sean could get divorced as well, and Joe could make Hannity his third wife.<br /><br />But…baby steps…Let’s just get America back onto the road to recovery for now, and think about the Irish nuptials later.<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><br /><i>Matt-Man</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a> </div>

Hot Sex is the Secret to Ending the Cold War of the Shutdown

Cheeeeeeeeers, and a Happy Tuesday to ya, Chuckleheads!! Y’know? I hate it when I have nothing topical to write about that excites me, but w...

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