Even More Onion Like Headlines

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Hola y’all! You know what time it is? Hell yes! It’s time again for more Onion-Like Headlines.<br /><br />- GOP tries to improve the party’s image by hiring Chris Brown as their new spokesperson.<br /><br />- Obama now just using live streaming surveillance video from Drones to watch Sasha’s soccer games from the comfort of the White House. <br /><br />- TNT Execs “Proud” of the job Reggie Miller is doing to ruin the NBA for every fan. Now ready to add him to the cast of Rizzoli & Isles to see if he can ruin that show too.<br /><br />- Republican Congressman upset that he forgot to compare Obama to Hilter during Fox & Friends interview, asks for a “do-over.”<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA33kxNa96rO04opDReKADbUKd5mFF93NskMuQJ_T_Jt-ZiaIy0Ysmu-E537kniBEwLGMLFemnCQ4ociLh4tDRhYXF8Qt5d7suV0D9IQqiMjcHnkbkwP9H_n-NTjeRHMWXbFyHANCbvTg/s1600/Alicia-Keys-NBA-All-Star-Game-Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA33kxNa96rO04opDReKADbUKd5mFF93NskMuQJ_T_Jt-ZiaIy0Ysmu-E537kniBEwLGMLFemnCQ4ociLh4tDRhYXF8Qt5d7suV0D9IQqiMjcHnkbkwP9H_n-NTjeRHMWXbFyHANCbvTg/s320/Alicia-Keys-NBA-All-Star-Game-Hot.jpg" width="239" /></a></div>- Even black people say they’ve had enough of Alicia Keys for a while.<br /><br />- Strippers looking to rest up and recover from wild NBA All Star weekend disappointed to find out that they’re staying at the same resort as Charlie Sheen.<br /><br />- President Obama likes to use his Nobel Peace Prize as a paperweight to keep his Kill List from blowing away when someone opens the doors to the patio.<br /><br />- Blogger and Speculative Comedian furious at the lack of recognition he received for his funny tweet that was “favorited” by five people.<br /><br />- Marco Rubio erupts in anger at waitress who asked if he needed any more water.<br /><br />- After seeing Katherine Webb on Inside Edition and then in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, America decides that Brent Musburger has shitty taste in “babes.”<br /><br />- Local Tea Party tries to hold up vote by Parks Committee concerning repainting of jungle gym until they get some answers on Benghazi.<br /><br />- NYC Ad Firm admits they’re on a quest to make the stupidest commercial of all time.<br /><br />- Only 147 years after the end of the Civil War Mississippi finishes ratifying the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery. Governor Phil Bryant was quoted as saying “Since I haven’t heard anyone else talking about this, I guess we’re the first state to ratify the amendment, right?”<br /><br /><br />Hoo-Wee! That was another good time with Onion-Like Headlines wasn’t kids? I thought so.<br /><br />Jayman<br /><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS</a><br /><br /><br /></div>

Even More Onion Like Headlines

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