Matt's Best and Worst of Christmas

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLtjhmF5_gsPl1R4mtk111Zv9ZRmTdphAMiXz2KbSrpdiPbCs0wgR5GAxdXRuqAmH34UC-WLd57JMLQfC4sd9C27SesFeJ06qBenubDn1ewuUD1Dg-0f0XYpkRJhafneybTJ0DEXWUeNIk/s1600/Sexy+Bi-Sexual+Cary+Grant.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLtjhmF5_gsPl1R4mtk111Zv9ZRmTdphAMiXz2KbSrpdiPbCs0wgR5GAxdXRuqAmH34UC-WLd57JMLQfC4sd9C27SesFeJ06qBenubDn1ewuUD1Dg-0f0XYpkRJhafneybTJ0DEXWUeNIk/s320/Sexy+Bi-Sexual+Cary+Grant.jpg" width="257" /></a>Cheeeeeers and Ho Ho Ho Chuckleheads!!  It’s Christmas time and that means that now would be a good time for me to do a list of my favorite and least favorite things about Christmas, just as the<span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2013/12/jays-best-and-worst-of-christmas.html" target="_blank"> <i><span style="color: blue;">uber-hot Jayman did yesterday</span></i></a><i>.</i></span><br /><b><br /></b><b>Best Movies:</b><br />1.  White Christmas<br />2.  A Christmas Story<br />3.  The Bishop’s Wife (1947 Cary Grant, David Niven, Loretta Young)<br />4.  Christmas Vacation<br />5.  Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (So awful, it’s awesome)<br /><br /><b>Worst Movies:</b><br />1.  The Santa Clause<br />2.  Christmas with the Kranks<br />3.  Jack Frost<br />4.  Santa Claus The Movie (1985 Dudley Moore)<br />5.  It’s a Wonderful Life<br /><br /><b>Best Music:</b><br />1.  White Christmas  (Bing Crosby)<br />2.  O Come All Ye Faithful (Latin version Adeste Fidelis)<br />3.  O Holy Night<br />4.  Christmas Canon (Manheim Steamroller)<br />5.  Little Drummer Boy (Dolores O’Riordan/The Cranberries)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4NdJFgvwYpxeat9QRSBlcVb6cmi-IKvn96ZrHXXY6uFxAL7dNzdSijv57QtLrPgeO6Gwf7rm1EIwMQyFvifGydXDPxjER7mZo7qp76KF_p9q2SvHyemjk9dWL5hbfN9VDFIFXgMxyzhQ6/s1600/Mariah+Carey+Sexy+Hot+Boobs+Tits.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="256" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4NdJFgvwYpxeat9QRSBlcVb6cmi-IKvn96ZrHXXY6uFxAL7dNzdSijv57QtLrPgeO6Gwf7rm1EIwMQyFvifGydXDPxjER7mZo7qp76KF_p9q2SvHyemjk9dWL5hbfN9VDFIFXgMxyzhQ6/s320/Mariah+Carey+Sexy+Hot+Boobs+Tits.jpg" width="320" /></a><b>Worst Music:</b><br />1.  I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas<br />2.  The Christmas Shoes<br />3.  Wonderful Christmas Time (Sir Paul Fucking McCartney)<br />4.  All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey)<br />5.  Billy’s Christmas Wish (Red Sovine)<br /><br /><b>Best Traditions:</b><br />1.  Lights and Decorations<br />2.  Wassailing<br />3.  Making fun of Christians who celebrate the Holy Baby Jesus by adorning people they hate, with gifts.<br />4.  Christmas Eve at my Brother Marty’s house with the family.<br />5.  Eating, drinking, and listening to Christmas music with Schmoop on Christmas Day. <br /><br /><b>Worst Traditions:</b><br />1.  Christmas Family Newsletter (no changing Jayman’s #1 on that one)<br />2.  The Phony War on Christmas<br />3.  Black Friday<br />4.  At the in-laws, having EACH and EVERY PERSON OPEN ONE PRESENT AT A TIME!! <br />5.  NBA Basketball<br /><br /><b>Best Goodies:</b><br />1.  Green, Red, and Silver Hershey Kisses.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhlwnLRdpj0Ol8XnfUiPSwdN-bsiJeLEI8teHXRu-XK1H0og2bQHuI2YDElD_VQGhzuk6f0_NCy7gaiOS8LKw2VYVmYnsogF8d6Wawv7r02FpM0XWmQQIp2QIVzP75hVMLAy5Bw2kpdGhv/s1600/hershey-christmas-kisses+ideas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhlwnLRdpj0Ol8XnfUiPSwdN-bsiJeLEI8teHXRu-XK1H0og2bQHuI2YDElD_VQGhzuk6f0_NCy7gaiOS8LKw2VYVmYnsogF8d6Wawv7r02FpM0XWmQQIp2QIVzP75hVMLAy5Bw2kpdGhv/s320/hershey-christmas-kisses+ideas.jpg" width="320" /></a>2.  Schuler’s Donuts<br />3.  My brother Denny’s Christmas Eve chili.<br />4.  Homemade decorated sugar cookies.<br />5.  Sugar Plums!!<br /><br /><b>Worst Goodies:</b><br />1.  Eggnog  (Good call Jayman!!)<br />2.  Those chocolate candies what with the maple filling.<br />3.  Mince Fucking Meat<br />4.  Fruit Cake<br />5.  Cheese Balls Covered in Nuts.  (C’mon…simply use Cheese, Dried Beef, and end it.)<br /><br /><b>Best General Christmas Stuff:</b>  Hangin’ out with Schmoop, partying Christmas Eve with my family, delighting in the fact that Alyssa Milano retweeted Jayman, and stiffin’ the bell ringer outside of Wal*Mart.<br /><br /><b>Worst General Christmas Stuff:</b>  Phonies who proclaim that Jesus is the reason for the season all the while “consumerzing”, ratings driven shout outs to our troops by the media, and the fear, dread, and worry that people feel over the fact that they may not have bought somebody the “right thing” in honor of the Holy Baby Jeebus’ made up birth date.<br /><br />Perhaps, if we are truly Christians or decent people in general, we would be better served by replacing His Birthday with <i>Sermon on the Mount Day</i>.<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><i><br /></i> <i>Matt-Man</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></i></a><br /><i><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a></i></div>

Matt's Best and Worst of Christmas

Cheeeeeers and Ho Ho Ho Chuckleheads!!  It’s Christmas time and that means that now would be a good time for me to do a list of my favorite ...

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