Friendship....Albeit Random

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheers Chuckleheads…<br /><br />Matt-Man here on a Hump Day and I am feeling random, so…<br /><br />Here are some of my random thoughts.<br /><br />Does Anthony Weiner love all women except for his wife?  Or?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgonl3wjbz5hmZs1ReagTBikunGrmKfzCeE1QRJrSGu3m3ZbODydvhjEr74To70OrhNUXwxPSbFh5h8yVmiH-63eSa93C1-VnszVTZqzLKI_hHhCzifaiIUe3XEjMB0pWVGgOyMV2sQJ9-i/s1600/friends.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgonl3wjbz5hmZs1ReagTBikunGrmKfzCeE1QRJrSGu3m3ZbODydvhjEr74To70OrhNUXwxPSbFh5h8yVmiH-63eSa93C1-VnszVTZqzLKI_hHhCzifaiIUe3XEjMB0pWVGgOyMV2sQJ9-i/s400/friends.jpg" width="400" /></a>Is he purging himself?<br /><br />If a chick on Facebook whom I have known since second grade, looks me up, sends me a message, and I still find her hot, does that make me a pedophile?<br /><br />A rose by any other name, would smell as sweet….Sorry Shakespeare guy, you don’t know the Rose Harbinger of 1027 Dartmouth St., that I know!!<br /><br />Will the Bengals win their division this year?  I really don’t care; I just hope we sell a lot of beer during the NFL season this year.<br /><br />If I ended this post now, would Jayman be upset with me?<br /><br />Probably so, but/and/or I will continue anyway, because my OCD compels me to.<br /><br />I asked my Facebook friend Amy Killeen to send me a message on Facebook last night.  Isn’t that sad?<br /><br />Hell yes it is, but…she did, and then we chatted for a few.  Amateurs!!<br /><br />Sometimes?  I’se gots is going on!!<br /><br />I have a few friends from school days that I talk with on Facebook.  One in particular, had golden hair, large, premature breasts, and the smile of an angel.<br /><br />I messaged her “Hi” the other day, unfortunately, she remembered me too well and responded…<br /><br /><i>“Dude…Matt…I had a breast reduction, so just move on.”</i><br /><br />While I initially thought that her comment was a bit hurtful, I then thought…<br /><br /><i>“You know?  It’s nice that I can leave a lasting impression on others, and that they truly know me for who I am.”</i><br /><br />Of course she then said…<br /><br /><i>“But if you’re looking for a good time, I am the woman for you.”</i><br /><br />I said…<br /><br /><i>“Oh Baby!!”</i><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1jiqiOaNG4QGItEKRPBwN0NoM8KB4sFze9etaup6xJ2jdujIV8rJb6YPNrJ6-WdNjNGPNGnzwZvVtJJS6kAf4scswooivJuXAb_QW8BPA6dIB3ZUpdGM6gyyut5jjU5ANqWc8egB4XTVZ/s1600/southern+girl+sexy.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1jiqiOaNG4QGItEKRPBwN0NoM8KB4sFze9etaup6xJ2jdujIV8rJb6YPNrJ6-WdNjNGPNGnzwZvVtJJS6kAf4scswooivJuXAb_QW8BPA6dIB3ZUpdGM6gyyut5jjU5ANqWc8egB4XTVZ/s400/southern+girl+sexy.jpeg" width="400" /></a><br />And then she said…<br /><br /><i>“I knew it.  You’re still a whore.”</i><br /><br />I said that I try to stay consistent, and she said…<br /><br /><i>“Thirty years and you are still the same lovable jerk.”</i><br /><br />To which I said, <i>“Hey now.  I’m not a jerk.”</i><br /><br />And my longtime friend responded…<br /><br /><i>“You CAN be a jerk, but that’s okay…because more importantly, you are who you are, and it’s better to be a sarcastic jerk than a fake.”</i><br /><br />I was initially stunned, but then I thought…<br /><br />It<i> IS</i> better to be a sarcastic jerk rather than a fake.<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><i><br /></i><i><a href="mailto:mattman_iws@ymail.com">mattmaiws@ymail.com</a></i><br /><i><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a></i><br /><i><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></i></div>

Friendship....Albeit Random

Cheers Chuckleheads… Matt-Man here on a Hump Day and I am feeling random, so… Here are some of my random thoughts. Does Anthony Weiner love ...

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