The JayManHate™ Bracket

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Hola y’all! It’s time once again for us to fill out our NCAA Tournament brackets. Tradition has it that I fill out my <o:p></o:p><b>JayManHate™ Bracket</b>. I pick schools by choosing which one I hate the most. I won’t pick every single game here. I’ll just review the brackets and pick the finals of each Regional, the Final Four and the Champion.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Midwest: </b> In the Midwest Finals we’ve got Missouri vs. Duke. Are you kidding me? Hell, they make me not even think about Memphis and I hate them like a fat kid hates running.  How am I supposed to choose between these two? It’s like choosing between Hitler and Satan! You’ve got Missouri and their long line of never winning anything vs Duke and their long line of good-looking, rich players winning everything! That seems like an easy choice, but despite never being relevant Mizzou thinks they are EEEEE-LEEEEEET! God they’re fucking annoying!<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>My Pick: Missouri </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU9lcMIh2FiPwnx-r6IZhIPIsu6I5qRYcziIlk_jqeKt9hZQtuOVqwFjnKz3kWpv0PCynw9wVMN1MgAxVNBMr95FHQfsuz0P8rtQtRsWkHP7Glkoqrf5F-NxHWqUuuOb3ytjwj5mf0xBo/s1600/Missouri+Sad.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU9lcMIh2FiPwnx-r6IZhIPIsu6I5qRYcziIlk_jqeKt9hZQtuOVqwFjnKz3kWpv0PCynw9wVMN1MgAxVNBMr95FHQfsuz0P8rtQtRsWkHP7Glkoqrf5F-NxHWqUuuOb3ytjwj5mf0xBo/s320/Missouri+Sad.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>West:</b> There’s a lot to hate in the West bracket. You’ve got Kansas St, Gonzaga, Pitt, Ohio St and of course Notre Dame. After hours of angry debate with myself I’m going to narrow it down to Kansas St vs Ohio St. This is similar to Mizzou vs Duke in that Kansas St is even more irrelevant than Mizzou, but they think they are the greatest program in the history of America. Also, KSU fans make San Francisco Giants fans seem nice and friendly. Ohio St, on the other hand, has brought insufferableness to levels even Chicago Cubs and New York Yankees fans couldn’t imagine. What a battle of douchiness we have here folks. I guess I’ll go with the douches I know best and hate most though. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>My Pick: Kansas St. </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_r7738eEX3fGftAwFuf2_zgOn_5N4xVMgcynQvrKK1PMLI7-Rx6PXbSEtF4kY5iTx-_KNvDDr8siwKSJLEUeeSiFaNYV4sHcLacVuaVdvTgzRnTtwaRDVXXWxaHK8YuwS52BPQXsPcj8/s1600/Bruce+Weber+Crybaby.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_r7738eEX3fGftAwFuf2_zgOn_5N4xVMgcynQvrKK1PMLI7-Rx6PXbSEtF4kY5iTx-_KNvDDr8siwKSJLEUeeSiFaNYV4sHcLacVuaVdvTgzRnTtwaRDVXXWxaHK8YuwS52BPQXsPcj8/s320/Bruce+Weber+Crybaby.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>South:</b> There are only two schools in the South bracket that I hate. Looks like Oklahoma and Florida will meet up in the Sweet Sixteen in an epic Battle of Shitbags! Look at this match up! Both states are full of gun-toting, backwards-ass rednecks. The only thing that saves Florida is they have beaches. Oklahoma doesn’t allow porn and you can only buy 3.2 beer cold.  Fuck that! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>My Pick: Oklahoma </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghKmeDruPzjkCcZifUdRX3rokwIKkeNeNwXS1QDoZcPijwuWOyrqls8_6ScePUCUh-AkNgcc09gHV_he0VHHpwWbx4I7D8gE0pZTOs29y47vN3ti80nPqRKd3j65zQswHFyheuSkP76as/s1600/OU+Sooners+Fan.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghKmeDruPzjkCcZifUdRX3rokwIKkeNeNwXS1QDoZcPijwuWOyrqls8_6ScePUCUh-AkNgcc09gHV_he0VHHpwWbx4I7D8gE0pZTOs29y47vN3ti80nPqRKd3j65zQswHFyheuSkP76as/s1600/OU+Sooners+Fan.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>East: </b>There’s a lot of hate to be had in the East bracket. Indiana considers themselves basketball royalty and even though I like the way they play their coach is one of the biggest dickheads in the world. I have above average level hate for Miami, Syracuse (and their bullshit zone defense) and N.C. State. But, there’s one school that I have special amount of hate for. Hate that has grown exponentially over the last two years as their fans and the pathetic slobbering media have annoyed me to no end...<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>My Pick: Butler </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmvSdAby3eM_bHt_kOyn7yARfxrV12NECTY7SuQ3hJZHk2eGiIX2vF24Czd-reMMJYqEQkBAe3mgOzKmYS7l2OLQ1jeQw3Kn0R61PvSzb2R0ahekAgdLl-KvSWrcp0oU8cowKDb8foM8E/s1600/Butler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmvSdAby3eM_bHt_kOyn7yARfxrV12NECTY7SuQ3hJZHk2eGiIX2vF24Czd-reMMJYqEQkBAe3mgOzKmYS7l2OLQ1jeQw3Kn0R61PvSzb2R0ahekAgdLl-KvSWrcp0oU8cowKDb8foM8E/s1600/Butler.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">So, final four of the JayManHate™ Bracket is:  <b>Missouri v Kansas St. and Butler v OU</b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Wow! What an awesome battle that Mizzou/KSU game will be. The whining, victimization, finger pointing, fit-throwing by coaches, players and fans will be surpassed only by what you see at a daycare when every single baby didn’t get his/her nap. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Butler/OU is a pretty interesting matchup too. You’ve got the “We’re so much better than you and play such a superior sophisticated and intellectual brand of basketball” of Butler vs the “We’re better Americans and superior Christians than you” of Oklahoma. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Hmmmmm …. This isn’t easy, but I think the Finals of the JayHateMan™ Bracket is ... </div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Missouri vs Butler </b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">What’s left to say about these assholes? Every last one of them can eat a bag of dicks. I don’t even know what “eat a bag of dicks” means, but I see it on the internet all the time and find it funny. Again, after hours and hours of RAGE BUILDING I have made my choice. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">The winner of the JayManHate™ Bracket is ... </div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">MISSOURI!!!!  </span></i></b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBOBwnbLUhK9cstBN8Xhef6oEm3teOUKkPaQ7i9DRnHigz2n3wL13BsFcWmoJgaka4tVfDT3JxUs9H1lUcMRLuaCN2jXXhFRNfZyiUQ7qgvP_npdVTw6LvW0oIKwnj359ATASRijB2lyA/s1600/Classy+Missouri+Fans.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="303" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBOBwnbLUhK9cstBN8Xhef6oEm3teOUKkPaQ7i9DRnHigz2n3wL13BsFcWmoJgaka4tVfDT3JxUs9H1lUcMRLuaCN2jXXhFRNfZyiUQ7qgvP_npdVTw6LvW0oIKwnj359ATASRijB2lyA/s400/Classy+Missouri+Fans.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Congrats Fuckwits! You earned it! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws">@Jayman_IWS </a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

The JayManHate™ Bracket

Hola y’all! It’s time once again for us to fill out our NCAA Tournament brackets. Tradition has it that I fill out my  JayManHate™ Bracket ....

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