Eat to Live, Live to Eat

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hola y’all! Since I’m busy corrupting the simple and decent people of Omaha, NE this week, I will use old memes as fodder on the days that it's my turn to post. IKNOWRIGHT!? So very exciting!<br /><br /></div><br /><b>How do you like your eggs?</b> Scrambled or over-easy<br /><br /><b>How do you take your coffee/tea:</b> When I do drink coffee I like cream and sugar. Or some Jameson’s Irish Whiskey or some Baily's Irish Cream<br /><br /><b>Favorite breakfast foods:</b> Bacon, eggs and hash browns<br /><br /><b>Peanut butter: smooth or crunchy?</b> Smooooooooooth<br /><br /><b>What kind of dressing on your salad?</b> I prefer French, but I can live with Italian or a balsamic vinaigrette<br /><br /><b>Coke or Pepsi? </b>Pepsi! <br /><br /><b>You're feeling lazy. What do you make? </b>Maybe just a hamburger patty and some fries or one of those frozen breaded chicken patties on a bun and some fries. Or maybe a frozen pizza. <br /><br /><br /><b>You're feeling really lazy. What kind of pizza do you order? </b>Being a simple kind of guy, I normally just get a pepperoni pizza with extra sauce on thin crust from Pizza Hut <br /><br /><b>You feel like cooking. What do you make? </b>Lots of different chicken meals, sometimes with pasta, sometimes with rice and maybe even meatloaf and sometimes pork. <br /><br /><b>Do any foods bring back good memories?</b> Mostly stuff like prime rib or really good steaks we would have at “family” gatherings at my dad’s house on holidays. Or big holiday meals with my REAL family. <br /><br /><br /><b>Do any foods remind you of someone?</b> When I have red beans and rice I think of my sister cause she makes GREAT red beans and rice. Oh and an awesome pork stew.<br /><br /><br /><b>Is there a food you refuse to eat?</b> When I was a kid there were, but now, I think I'd try most things. Well, not rodents.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglBSAT4OZesCjP_kPx6k7ArKHXW1u4muDrEIrYaY8uxQ1yhdQ751_9qfHL9xbv4nEelCHk7xJQZ54emPdBwMv3H3Rzkp_Y8UMUx_nbMGQ18v5aF_hmjaPL1qihXPq4H1TYiIE4UQ73FN8/s1600/Kate+Upton+Nude+Eating.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglBSAT4OZesCjP_kPx6k7ArKHXW1u4muDrEIrYaY8uxQ1yhdQ751_9qfHL9xbv4nEelCHk7xJQZ54emPdBwMv3H3Rzkp_Y8UMUx_nbMGQ18v5aF_hmjaPL1qihXPq4H1TYiIE4UQ73FN8/s400/Kate+Upton+Nude+Eating.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><b>What was your favorite food as a child?</b> Burgers<br /><br /><b>Is there a food that you hated as a child but now love?</b> Probably green veggies. Although I will not eat that nasty green pile of sludge that comes out of a can that they try to pass off as spinach. I like my spinach fresh and in a salad, thank you.<br /><br /><b>Is there a food that you loved as a child but now hate?</b> Can't think of any.<br /><br /><b>Favorite fruit or vegetable: </b>Veggie: Actually I love mixed vegetables with the green beans, corn peas, carrots and little lima beans. Fruit: Grapes<br /><br /><b>Favorite junk food:</b> Doritos Nacho Cheese Chips<br /><br /><b>Favorite between meal snack:</b> I love those peanut butter crackers or just saltines<br /><br /><b>Do you have any weird food habits: </b>You mean as in do I get freaky with food? I love strawberries and bananas and cereal, but I HATE strawberries or bananas IN my cereal. I love maple syrup over my sausage, but HATE maple sausage. And, as you probably know, I’m not a fan of handling foods so I wear food safe gloves. <br /><br /><b>You're on a diet. What food(s) do you fill up on?</b> Veggies and Chicken<br /><br /><b>You're off your diet. Now what would you like?</b> Great big old BBQ pork sandwich from Bodacious BBQ.<br /><br /><b>How spicy do you order Indian/Thai, etc? </b>Spicy foods tend to cause me problems, but I do love Indian food. Normally if I’m at an Indian Restaurant and they give us the choice of how spicy we want our food, I go with “not too spicy” just to save myself the trouble. <br /><br /><b>Can I get you a drink?</b> Scotch or Cabo Wabo Tequilla or Woodford Reserve Bourbon<br /><br /><b>Red wine or white? </b>Yes please. I love wine and will drink both reds and whites at any time. <br /><br /><b>We only have beer: </b>German or Belgian please. Or just good old Coors Light.<br /><br /><b>Favorite dessert? </b>A big warm brownie with an even bigger scoop of vanilla ice cream and some chocolate syrup poured over it.<br /><br /><b>The perfect nightcap? </b>In the winter time some hot chocolate is always good. <br /><br /><br />Okay, that was fascinating wasn’t it kids? Yeah, I thought so. <br /><br />Jayman<br /><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS</a><br /><br />Also, on Sunday we had a great time just shooting the breeze on the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid" target="_blank">I’m With Stupid Podcast</a>. Originally the idea was to give out advice to folks for dealing with the holidays, but we didn’t really get around to doing much of that. But, it was still a fun time of just talking about whatever came up. 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Eat to Live, Live to Eat

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