Jay's Got Some Random Thoughts

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Holaaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! I don’t have any real topic for today so I’m just gonna type out my thoughts as they come to me for a while. I’m sure you’ll find them fascinating. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- These black bean fajitas were pretty damn spicy this time. Maybe I should have had some sour cream on with them to tone it down. Oh well, too late now. I’m gonna pay for this later though, I just know it. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I better check my phone to see if anyone has texted me today. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Nope <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I wish I could get a box full of grape Popsicles. Or cherry. Nothing wrong with the orange, blue or green, but I just prefer the cherry and grape. I better put “special order box of 200 grape Popsicles” on my “After I win the lottery” bucket list. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Someday I should do a blog post from my penis. That would be hilarious. “Hi, I’m Jay’s Penis! I sure wish Jay would leave me the hell alone for a little while. He’s a terrible penis owner. You wouldn’t believe the places he has put me or tried to put me. *SHUDDER*”  Ha! Yeah, that would be funny. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- It’s a good thing I wasn’t around back in the late 1800’s in the Wild West. I probably wouldn’t have lived past my late teens. I’m sure I would have been gunned down by some asshole, which would have been okay since living in the South with no air conditioning would have sucked anyway. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqhD8nsJHw8vj8xO6GVxiLQYfJJKNTbm32pTaMcaHTnzEBd_ezuC6bGk4GPS6Z49CfH6NNsltVd00FZE1VqpXNSjY5l_a8FKmRBsXzGG7gUUiefibN6ARQYCldzFTeYi9w3K-UmKSfkdY/s1600/Karen_Gillan_Bald_Hot_Sexy_Legs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqhD8nsJHw8vj8xO6GVxiLQYfJJKNTbm32pTaMcaHTnzEBd_ezuC6bGk4GPS6Z49CfH6NNsltVd00FZE1VqpXNSjY5l_a8FKmRBsXzGG7gUUiefibN6ARQYCldzFTeYi9w3K-UmKSfkdY/s320/Karen_Gillan_Bald_Hot_Sexy_Legs.jpg" width="184" /></a>- Welp. There went another Facebook “friend.” I don’t care about all the crazy-ass political crap people post all the time. I just scroll on by it. I have “friends” who are pretty damn serious about their partisan beliefs so there’s no reason to try to talk to them or argue, but the racists shit has got to go. Gotta draw the line somewhere.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Gotta pee! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I bet that if my penis really could talk that bastard would rat me out for everything bad I’ve ever done. Penises seem to be pretty disloyal. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I need to get a can of mandarin oranges and freeze them. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Okay, starting tomorrow only one Pepsi per day. And I’m not talking about drinking a whole two liter bottle and calling it “one” either. One can. I can do this. I know I’ve tried many times but dammit, if China can keep to their “one child” policy, I can drink only one Pepsi a day. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I wish I had a swimming pool. Well not really cause I know I wouldn’t keep it up, but it would still be nice for a while until I got tired of taking care of it. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I better check Facebook. Oh yeah! How YOOOOO doin’? I bet the only reason she hasn’t defriended me is because there are a lot of guys even creepier than me following her. That’s pretty scary. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I suck at blogging. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Baseball is stupid. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- If you’re a moderately decent looking woman who is willing to show some cleavage in your avi and tell gross vagina jokes all the time, you will be a superstar on Twitter. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I’m going to take up running. Hahahhaha … No I’m not. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- <i>“Oh, a storm is threat'ning<br />My very life today<br />If I don't get some shelter<br />Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away” </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Okay Mick, if you say so. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Hahaha … Karen Gillan is bald? Okay, I guess I’ll use her pic for this post. I gotta put a hot chick on here cause that’s the rules or something. Besides, I have a reputation to keep up.  <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- I need to start taking naps or sleeping better at night. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- You know what would be awesome? If my penis did a blog post and some chick’s vagina responded either in comments or on her own blog. Okay, maybe not. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Well I gotta do laundry and then make sure that Rooster Cogburn saves Mattie Ross again on “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1403865/">True Grit</a>.” I actually prefer the remake with Jeff Bridges to the original with John Wayne. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Bye <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68">Facebook.com/Jayman68</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws">@Jayman_IWS</a> <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Also, it we celebrated the Summer of Love on IWS Radio yesterday. It was a laugh a minute (or so) as we talked about our lost loves of the past and some of our unrequited loves. Plus Bobby Kraft, Paul Piatt and Stubby Stonehenge chimed and we had a really great meditation session with Martin. Plus <a href="https://twitter.com/willbyjanet" target="_blank">Jamie</a> called! Okay, we got her on late, but still, she was there! We also yucked it up for a while over other stuff, so totally check it out!! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="http://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=5154025&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe><br /><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;">Listen to <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/">internet radio</a> with <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid">IWS Radio</a> on BlogTalkRadio</div></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><br /></div></div>

Jay's Got Some Random Thoughts

Holaaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! I don’t have any real topic for today so I’m just gonna type out my thoughts as they come to me for a while. I’m sure...

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