Jay's Imaginary Friend Returns

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Hola y’all! Time for another discussion with Jay’s Imaginary Friend (IF). <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin01DLK7YT-Ryn4CxI60WLaPfb3lWMG_mStZubtO4zfWpe3UmVNSc5l_foOYYcs4X66DCYKCPo945j6CTlFFe0YsgEb0CxQvV4h8pY6_vloQM3I6myOftq29diyk4iMGQqXu3iEnl5TKI/s1600/Britney-Spears-Boobs-Cleavage-Brunette.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin01DLK7YT-Ryn4CxI60WLaPfb3lWMG_mStZubtO4zfWpe3UmVNSc5l_foOYYcs4X66DCYKCPo945j6CTlFFe0YsgEb0CxQvV4h8pY6_vloQM3I6myOftq29diyk4iMGQqXu3iEnl5TKI/s320/Britney-Spears-Boobs-Cleavage-Brunette.jpg" width="202" /></a>Jay: AHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP! WHAT THE FUCK’S THE PROBLEM! <br />IF: What!? What!? What are you screaming at! <br />Jay: Fucking Words With Friends is telling me that “G-A-M-B” isn’t word. That’s bullshit. <br />IF: I’ve never heard of that word. <br />Jay: Oh, so just because YOOOOOOOO’VE never heard of it, that means it’s a not a word? <br />IF: I didn’t say that, I just … *looks at screen* you played “g-O-m-b” dumb ass. <br />Jay: What? *looks at screen* Oh, let me fix that. *plays “g-a-m-b* See? It works? <br />IF: That’s great. I’m so happy. <br />Jay: Oh, now you’re gonna be a smart ass and not acknowledge that GAMB is a word. <br />IF: I didn’t say it wasn’t. <br />Jay: Uh-huh.  You just don’t want to admit being wrong.<br />IF: Whatever. Why do have to get so mad like that and yell at a computer screen?<br />Jay: I don’t. Just every once in a while. Probably because you’re here. <br />IF: Noooooooo …. You get mad at inanimate objects all the time. <br />Jay: It’s part of my charm. <br />IF: You should work on that. <br />Jay: I don’t really know what you’re talking about.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">IF: Really? As if you weren’t yelling at that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnAo1xUWpgY" target="_blank">KIA commercial</a>calling the guy who parked so close to the car next to him that he had to climb out the hatch an ASSHOLE? <br />Jay: He’s TOTALLY an asshole! Now the passenger in the car he parked next to can’t get in her vehicle. <br />IF: How do you know it’s a her? <br />Jay: They’re obviously at a family place, so dad will drive and mom is the passenger. <br />IF: Nice bit of sexism there. <br />Jay: Not sexism, just going with the … <br />IF: STEREOTYPES?<br />Jay: Percentages. <br />IF: Oh please! Anyway, the driver can just back out and HE OR SHE can get in then. No big deal. <br />Jay: They’ll hold up traffic in the parking deck. <br />IF: You don’t know that! <br />Jay: It doesn’t matter, it’s the principal. The guy is OBVIOUSLY an asshole. <br />IF: It’s just a TV commercial! <br />Jay: It reflects society! People are inconsiderate assholes and they’re celebrating that fact. <br />IF: Or, they made the commercial so people would see it and get mad at the rudeness and be sure not to act that way. <br />Jay: *rolls eyes* They’re not that fucking clever. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5IzD7sHMUoFuZZsgI5dZses1u4MKJiNKL4GUcgFdXQVKuk11OGple77HbRSCAhT9P5rG25VCDkn7PaDO0Z7T5Zq4SKiFz9YQHQHIbk8y1KvRrumNmxu-96osSw1PBeLMoTi826sZkNvY/s1600/Jarah+Mariano+Hot+Nude+Bikini.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5IzD7sHMUoFuZZsgI5dZses1u4MKJiNKL4GUcgFdXQVKuk11OGple77HbRSCAhT9P5rG25VCDkn7PaDO0Z7T5Zq4SKiFz9YQHQHIbk8y1KvRrumNmxu-96osSw1PBeLMoTi826sZkNvY/s320/Jarah+Mariano+Hot+Nude+Bikini.jpg" width="225" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">IF: You’re just so negative all the time. <br />Jay: No I’m not. <br />IF: *sigh* Yes you are. <br />Jay: *sigh* Only when you’re here to bug the shit out of me. <br />IF: That’s not a very nice thing to say. <br />Jay: I’m not a very nice guy. <br />IF: No wonder you lose Facebook friends all the time. <br />Jay: That’s not really a good indication of anything. <br />IF: Why is that? <br />Jay: Because I don’t actually know most of the people who have de-friended me. <br />IF: MOST? <br />Jay: Almost all. <br />IF: A couple of them you did know? <br />Jay: Yeah, but one de-friended me when I made fun of Chick-fil-A, so that doesn’t count. <br />IF: Why not? <br />Jay: Because de-friending over political views is childish and stupid. <br />IF: But, don’t you want people to like you?<br />Jay: I don’t really have any control over that. <br />IF: Sure you do. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: OH GODDAMMITFUCKSHIT! FUUUUUUUUUCK!<br />IF: OMG! What?<br />Jay: I left my phone in my car. <br />IF: See? That’s what I’m talking about! <br />Jay: What? <br />IF: There’s no reason to get all angry. <br />Jay: I’m not. <br />IF: There’s no reason to use that language. <br />Jay: Sure there. I need to express my annoyance sometimes. <br />IF: Annoyance with your phone for being in the car?<br />Jay: Yes. <br />IF: Or for the guy who left it in the car. <br />Jay: Oh you’re a fucking psychologist now?<br />IF: I think I’m on to something. <br />Jay: Or just ON something. <br />IF: Not like anyone is gonna call you anyway. <br />Jay: Fuck you. <br />IF: Ohhh … someone’s kinda touchy. <br />Jay: It’s time for you to go away. <br />IF: I don’t think so. <br />Jay: Oh I do think so cause I’m about to actually get angry. <br />IF: We’ll finish this discussion when you’re being reasonable. <br />Jay: That’ll be next NEVER. <br />IF: Fine. I’ll leave. Hurt and upset as usual. <br />Jay: Whatever. <br />IF: By the way … You have a typo right there *points at screen*<br />Jay: OHGODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEBULLSHITFUCKER! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS </a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div></div>

Jay's Imaginary Friend Returns

Hola y’all! Time for another discussion with Jay’s Imaginary Friend (IF). Jay: AHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP! WHAT THE FUCK’S THE PRO...

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