Matt Said...Jay Said...Um...Let Me Get Back to You on Which Number This Is

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcjC4K93nO67B4RH-zEZ-_T4fetFZFnTmTkSLTu2x2GGaoyk_h2e0Ll0DxCD7i5blg69bYCZYywYZxvMGCCa1ad_nKeDqAHctChTmT15Sz2MZMawlA6L4s1DQ_GUgbDY8MjwZlZnYFrYs/s1600/asshole.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="276" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcjC4K93nO67B4RH-zEZ-_T4fetFZFnTmTkSLTu2x2GGaoyk_h2e0Ll0DxCD7i5blg69bYCZYywYZxvMGCCa1ad_nKeDqAHctChTmT15Sz2MZMawlA6L4s1DQ_GUgbDY8MjwZlZnYFrYs/s400/asshole.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt has the kvorka.  Jay has the kvorka.  You sit spellbound…<br /><br />Matt:  Don’t you know it’s 10 o’clock here?<br />Jay:  You told me to call you.<br />Matt:  I didn’t say call me now.<br />Jay:  Yes, you did.<br />Matt:  I must be drunk.<br />Jay:  Of course you are.<br />Matt:  Eh, you’re probably right; I have no idea anymore.<br /><br />Jay:  Y’know…Since we talked about the assholes of the world this week, we should…<br />Matt:  Talk about how you and I have over the years, been assholes ourselves?<br />Jay:  Exactly.  I mean, I’m sure the moments have been few and far between, but...<br />Matt:  Damn right.  We’re great guys.  Always on the up and up, but sometimes…we falter.<br />Jay:  Or something.<br /><br />Matt:  I remember one night when I went out to eat with a buddy of mine, after dinner, I (listen to find out.)<br />Jay:  Ha….I once (listen to find out) to (listen to find out).<br />Matt:  Oh wow!!<br />Jay:  I know, right!?<br /><br />Matt:  Should I talk about the time I said (listen to find out) about (listen to find out)?<br />Jay:  Totally.  Which reminds me; I once said (listen to find out) to (listen to find out).<br />Matt:  Seriously?<br />Jay:  Oh Hell Yeah.<br />Matt:  Damn, that was pretty ghetto.<br />Jay:  Oh yeah, I got some brutha in me from somewhere, mister.<br /><br />Matt:  Should I mention the time that I hurled (listen to find out) at the (listen to find out) in HS?<br />Jay:  That was pretty mean……so yes, you should.<br />Matt:  Uh-huh…Setting me up to be the bad guy are you?  What about when you (listen to find out.)?<br />Jay:  That’s an internet rumor that I can neither confirm nor deny.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1B3iLbgzaTaZeomYlGPPyW1BV_eKNgQw3YYbuqpfFtgESn2mHFS1_e_BeEN5I-_7updMJWH73lkquYGZsV-73sh-vkxFLw8g0rWX2B4p4ACrRhcWNW7UI3PCMT2D3NGLUluwJJo2T_8g/s1600/TheJerkStore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1B3iLbgzaTaZeomYlGPPyW1BV_eKNgQw3YYbuqpfFtgESn2mHFS1_e_BeEN5I-_7updMJWH73lkquYGZsV-73sh-vkxFLw8g0rWX2B4p4ACrRhcWNW7UI3PCMT2D3NGLUluwJJo2T_8g/s400/TheJerkStore.jpg" width="308" /></a></div><br />Matt:  Well, we’ll find out Saturday night at 11 PM ET.<br />Jay:  Damn right.  We’ll do the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/01/20/the-jerk-store" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">Jerk Store Show</span></i></a> and call ourselves out on being assholes.<br />Matt:  Can we really fill that up for 45 minutes?<br />Jay:  Ha…You alone could fill up 2 hours of talking about being an asshole.<br />Matt:  That was hurtful.<br />Jay:  I know, but as you said on Twitter…”not untrue.”<br />Matt:  You keep very good records.<br />Jay:  That’s part of being an asshole.<br /><br />Matt:  Word.<br />Jay: (ding)  Oooooooooo, my muffins are done; gotta go!!<br /><br />So…Join Jay and Matt tonight, <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/01/20/the-jerk-store" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">Saturday January 19th at 11 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio</span></i></a>.  They are outting themselves as assholes…well, to themselves because you already knew that.<br /><br />To listen to all the frivolity LIVE tonight at 11 PM ET click<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/01/20/the-jerk-store" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;"> HERE</span></i></a>, and enjoy being an asshole with Jay and Matt tonight LIVE at 11 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.</div></div>

Matt Said...Jay Said...Um...Let Me Get Back to You on Which Number This Is

Matt has the kvorka.  Jay has the kvorka.  You sit spellbound… Matt:  Don’t you know it’s 10 o’clock here? Jay:  You told me to call you. Ma...

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