Thanksgiving Fun Never Ends

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Hola once again y’all! As our fun-filled week here in the sensible, yet wacky capital of the American Midwest comes to an end, I give you one last meme. Don’t worry about the numbering; it’s the questions and answers that are most important. I think.<br /><br /><b>2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic dinner?</b> Western Sizzlin?<br /><br /><b>3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?</b> I guess the night we had homebrew, whisky, tamales and fresh baked chocolate cookies.<br /><br /><b>4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?</b> Never, that I know of.<br /><br /><b>5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?</b> Mrs. Langston. She wielded a mean yardstick too.<br /><br /><b>6. What do you really want to be doing right now? </b>Travelling<br /><br /><b>7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?</b> A lawyer.<br /><br /><b>8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?</b> One College, but I attended it twice (kinda)!<br /><br /><b>9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?</b> It was clean.<br /><br /><b>10. Gas Prices! First Thought?</b> Reagan eliminated most federal funding for researching alternative energy resources in the 80's.<br /><br /><b>11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who would you take?</b> Somewhere in Europe, maybe Amsterdam and I'd take anybody that wanted to come along.<br /><br /><b>12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?</b> No alarm, but when I woke up my first thought was, as usual, "I gotta pee".<br /><br /><b>13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?</b> "Why do I have so much trouble falling asleep?"<br /><br /><b>14. Favorite style of underwear?</b> Boxerbriefs unless I'm going commando!<br /><br /><b>15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?</b> Any or none. Whatever you want is fine with me.<br /><br /><b>16. What errand/chore do you despise?</b> Doing laundry. It's dangerous.<br /><br /><b>18. Sex or Sleep?</b> Both, in that order.<br /><br /><b>19. Your Favorite Cartoon Character? </b>The Tick “SPOOOOOOOOOOON!”<br /><br /><b>20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a girl/boy?</b> Play basketball?<br /><br /><b>22. What was your first car? </b>'79 Cutlass, and it was a BEAST!<br /><br /><b>23. Your best your mama joke? </b>"Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money"<br /><br /><b>24. Your favorite lunch meat?</b> Smoked ham, I guess<br /><br /><b>26. Beach or Shore?</b> What's the difference? Beach I guess<br /><br /><b>27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?</b> For some people, but for others it’s great.<br /><br /><b>28. Who do you stalk?</b> There are a lot of people I WANT to stalk, but I would get caught immediately.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6-xiwFb4yAGPe6Mo65QvDMQmyejpaFX6bTpwrp-uEdH7m_VpUZWLwXjtoxWjmVmBMGp3YG3y9qZRxCDAU59P5CREs2GpCMGX-n1RxNmDRmiG64T166luD_X21SaRGCPUzuoWoFXYReJA/s1600/Jennifer+Lawrence+Nude+Bikini+Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6-xiwFb4yAGPe6Mo65QvDMQmyejpaFX6bTpwrp-uEdH7m_VpUZWLwXjtoxWjmVmBMGp3YG3y9qZRxCDAU59P5CREs2GpCMGX-n1RxNmDRmiG64T166luD_X21SaRGCPUzuoWoFXYReJA/s400/Jennifer+Lawrence+Nude+Bikini+Hot.jpg" width="201" /></a></div><b>29. Favorite guilty pleasure? </b>Taco Bell? Celebrity gossip? Keeping up with Jennifer Lawrence?<br /><br /><b>30. Movie you watch whenever it’s on but wouldn't want anyone to find out about?</b> Grease 2.<br /><br /><b>32. Cowboys or Indians?</b> Indians<br /><br /><b>33. Cops or Robbers?</b> Fuck da Police!<br /><br /><b>34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?</b> In movies and on TV? We’re supposed to, right?<br /><br /><b>35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best? </b>Oh, totally Brad Pitt hahahaha<br /><br /><b>37. What do you want when you are sick? </b>To be left the fuck alone<br /><br /><b>38. Who from High School would you like to run into?</b> I try to avoid all of them<br /><br /><b>39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?</b> Some heavy metal station. When I'm hope it's usually on ESPN Arkansas.<br /><br /><b>42. Norm or Cliff?</b> Norm, Cliff is a bore<br /><br /><b>43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?</b> Simpsons.<br /><br /><b>44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?</b> Me just being me usually ruins everything.<br /><br />46. If you could get away with it who would you kill? Oh no, no no no no .... Do you guys with the NSA think I'm stupid or something?<br /><br /><b>47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?</b> Bill Clinton<br /><br /><b>49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?</b> Yes<br /><br /><b>51. Do you have a teddy bear?</b> No, I AM a Teddy Bear ..<br /><br /><b>52. Strangest place you have ever had sex?</b> umm ..... uhhh ..... well ... that'll have to remain a secret since family members read this blog.<br /><br /><b>53. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex? </b>see #52<br /><br /><b>54. How many times a day do you text?</b> Very few.<br /><br /><br />Okay, damn, that was fun, wasn’t it? 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Thanksgiving Fun Never Ends

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