Matt Said, Jay Said 4 (Non Blondes)

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDXkJyhf3JWBsPHwMsZ_K0bXXSG3WM1oZY3SweP-5G4dpKm6u_5fjaQGBiSt2AYZK7UD7C2SY9zCCZ-iyxit0oAB9q-AeNex9dMwpQI3DV7aGdJlPchJjFOe6Okrh55L8bRE9KAIqfk2Y/s1600/Hot+Naked+Sexy+Kissing+Lesbian+Couple.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="248" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDXkJyhf3JWBsPHwMsZ_K0bXXSG3WM1oZY3SweP-5G4dpKm6u_5fjaQGBiSt2AYZK7UD7C2SY9zCCZ-iyxit0oAB9q-AeNex9dMwpQI3DV7aGdJlPchJjFOe6Okrh55L8bRE9KAIqfk2Y/s400/Hot+Naked+Sexy+Kissing+Lesbian+Couple.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt impersonates Dick Morris.  Jay impersonates Dick Morris.  You feel the need to take a shower.<br /><br />Matt:  Yo Yo and speak to me.<br />Jay:  Hi…This is Dick Morris is the lady of the house available, and if she is, what is she wearing?<br />Matt:  Well Hi…Dick Morris here too, and my 400 dollar an hour Asian girlfriend is here wearing nothing but a silk kimodo.<br />Jay:  Hee Hee…Don’t you mean that she is wearing a kimono?<br />Matt:  Oops…guess I was wrong yet again.  I seem to have a knack for that.<br /><br />Jay:  So?  What up?<br />Matt:  M’eh.  Nothing much and you?<br />Jay:  Had chicken and made some Stove Top stuffing this evening.<br />Matt:  Sweet.  I looove stuffing.  You used broth instead of water in the stuffing didn’t you?<br />Jay:  Oh Hell yeah.  Using broth instead of water in Stove Top stuffing puts that exclamation point on it.<br />Matt:  IKR?  Broth brings out the spi--<br />Jay:  Should we…two manly men…be discussing the proper way to prepare Stove Top stuffing?<br />Matt:  Well…A good stuffing is important<br />Jay:  See?  That’s what I mean?  What you just said, sounds like the title of a Thanksgiving Day themed gay porn flick.<br />Matt:  Ai yi yi…you’re right.<br /><br /><i>(After an awkward thirty seconds of silence as Jay tweets a hot babe, and Matt tells Schmoop how sexy she is and how much he likes women…)</i><br /><br />Jay:  So?  Sunday’s show?<br />Matt:  Um…I was thinking…We may be sarcastic bastards ’n’ shit but we are pretty nice guys.<br />Jay:  Yes we are.  Always there for others.  Emotionally philanthropic if you will.<br />Matt:  Yep.  Always a kind word for others.<br />Jay:  Sometimes we are too sweet for our own good.<br />Matt:  Exactly…We could do a show about how damn sweet and nice we are.<br />Jay:  Sounds Great!!<br /><br /><i>(After more pen clicking and Matt peeing in the sink…)</i><br /><br />Matt and Jay:  Eh, I’m not feeling that.<br /><br />Matt:  I had some chick follow me on Twitter today.  Said that she is a fan of IWS and she’s a lesbian.<br />Jay:  Man…We have several lesbians who read our site and listen to our show.  What’s up with that?<br />Matt:  I haven’t a clue, but I have noticed that too.<br />Jay:  Maybe they find us endearing as they know that as lesbians, we won’t hit on them.<br />Matt:  Exactly…<br /><br />Matt and Jay:  Ha Ha Ha Ha, like that matters!!<br />Jay:  IKR?<br />Matt:  Lesbian or not?<br />Jay:  Who’s gonna be hitting on a hot, gay chick?<br />Matt and Jay:  THESE guys!!<br /><br />Matt:  Alright, I guess we are set.<br />Jay:  Yep.  We’ll talk hot lesbians.<br />Matt:  Freaky lesbians.<br />Jay:  How that all works.<br />Matt:  Gotta know whose role is whose.<br /><br />Jay:  Maybe some lesbians will call in and give you and I tips on how we can make a gay marriage work?<br />Matt:  We are soooo ready.<br />Jay:  Toodles!!<br />Matt:  Buh bye.<br /><br />You can catch all the HOT LIVE Lesbian action this Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio.  To listen LIVE and/or call-in, click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/11/11/lesbian-celebration" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">HERE!!</span></i></a></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said 4 (Non Blondes)

Matt impersonates Dick Morris.  Jay impersonates Dick Morris.  You feel the need to take a shower. Matt:  Yo Yo and speak to me. Jay:  Hi…Th...

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