Matt Said, Jay Said LXIX

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhScDsAJXZbcYBbUVf9cqJ8ZqVaExpYyCnvpym4HlyD4QyOG1JmlQEI03Q6C8Q1vfujetLwYggArBGti4cmLSyXrQV-v6CUhjhwT_mEn4ZZvhzrWRHk2fwc7LrR6Nbx1UQTBMZm571cPAw/s1600/sarcasm+iws+radio.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="274" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhScDsAJXZbcYBbUVf9cqJ8ZqVaExpYyCnvpym4HlyD4QyOG1JmlQEI03Q6C8Q1vfujetLwYggArBGti4cmLSyXrQV-v6CUhjhwT_mEn4ZZvhzrWRHk2fwc7LrR6Nbx1UQTBMZm571cPAw/s320/sarcasm+iws+radio.jpg" width="320" /></a>Matt speaks sardonically…Jay speaks sardonically…You may or may not understand.<br /><br />Matt:  Hello?  Hellooooooo?<br />Jay:  H--I---wha---t’s----up?<br />Matt:  Dude your phone is making some whacked noises.<br />Jay:  Oh sorry…I’ll call back.<br />Matt:  Okay (click)<br /><br />(ring)<br /><br />Matt:  Yo<br />Jay:  Is that better?<br />Matt: Well somewhat, I guess.<br />Jay:  Hmmmm…maybe I shoul---<br />Matt:  Jay!?  It’s okay.  It’s perfect…sounds as though you are right next to me.<br />Jay:  You’re being sarcastic, aren’t you?<br />Matt:  Why yes, yes I am.<br />Jay:  I knew it!!<br /><br />Matt:  (sneezes) Damn…made it all winter without much of anything and NOW I catch a cold.<br />Jay:  That sucks.  Bless your heart; I feel bad for you.<br />Matt:  You are being sarcastic, aren't you?<br />Jay:  Why yes, yes I am.<br />Matt:  I knew it!!<br /><br />Jay:  Hey…before we get into intense show prep mode, did you get your new fan for the digs?<br />Matt:  Yes.  Got it on the way home tonight.<br />Jay:  How’s it working out? I know a well running fan is very important to you.<br />Matt:  This damn fan is made of awesome sauce!!<br />Jay:  I am so happy for both you and Schmoop.<br />Matt:  Why thank you. I appre----wait…You are being sarcastic again aren’t you?<br />Jay:  Why yes, yes I am.<br />Matt:  I knew it!!<br /><br />Jay:  So this Sunday, following our fourth Numero Uno show in a row, what should we talk about?<br />Matt:  Hmmmmm…Well <i>you</i> and <i>I</i> evidently pick up on the sarcasm of people, but do others?<br />Jay:  Ahhhhhhh, not a bad idea.  Many people on social media just don’t get sarcasm.<br />Matt:  Or satire.<br />Jay:  Or parodies and absurdities.<br />Matt: Ooooooo…such fancy words, you wordsmith you!!<br />Jay:  Why thank----wait…You are being sarcastic again, aren’t you?<br />Matt:  Why yes, yes I am.<br />Jay:  I knew it!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuLvhiiQBZwAXF-gKTrjlH94QrD0Xtd5kfW68DTpZmQKlBvcY-pu-bumy6CndzK2Hqb3V5CbKKICwP7YavHzs_0LYykEPIIjKUU0cU4WbcbN_I6l0Jlu0UB4c9zLBNTZRG0rc-cs7AVFs/s1600/Gretchen+Carlson+Stupid+Ugly+FOX+News.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuLvhiiQBZwAXF-gKTrjlH94QrD0Xtd5kfW68DTpZmQKlBvcY-pu-bumy6CndzK2Hqb3V5CbKKICwP7YavHzs_0LYykEPIIjKUU0cU4WbcbN_I6l0Jlu0UB4c9zLBNTZRG0rc-cs7AVFs/s400/Gretchen+Carlson+Stupid+Ugly+FOX+News.jpg" width="251" /></a><br />Matt:  Anyhoo…A show on the art of sarcasm, satire, and the like would be way cool.<br />Jay:  For people to understand why our show is regularly #1, they need to know what those things are.<br />Matt:  Exactly.  And I’m sure we can talk about our fave satirists and sarcastic bastards and bitches.<br />Jay:  We could enlist the help of Slyder Balzcock, Paul Piatt, and Carl Paladino.<br />Matt:  I bet Keith Olbermann, our new guy Bob Kraft, and Dixie Ozark have something to say too.<br /><br />Jay:  Yep…well…Dixie Ozark?  I don’t know…She has become something of a Diiiiiiiiva!!<br />Matt:  Ha.  You’re being sarcastic again, aren't you?<br />Jay:  No, not this time…she is really becoming hard to work with.<br />Matt:  Really?<br />Jay:  Oh yeah…She’s become the Gretchen Carlson of Internet Radio.<br /><br />Matt:  Wow…well see if you can coax her in to doing a report.<br />Jay:  I’ll do my best.<br />Matt:  Oh I just know you will.<br />Jay:  Thank yo----wait…are you being sarcastic again or not?<br />Matt:  What?  What?  Jay?  Jay?  Your phone is breaking up again, and I can’t hear you over our new, awesome fan…talk to you tomorrow.<br /><br />So folks…Join Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS Radio team as they kick off <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/14/sarcasm-awareness-week" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Sarcasm Awareness Week</span></a> on Blog Talk Radio.  It will not only be informative and funny as hell, it will be worth 6.5 CEU credits should you hold a license in sarcasm.<br /><br />That’s this Sunday April 14th from Noon-2 PM ET.  So listen LIVE and CALL-IN dammit!!  To catch this Sunday’s show LIVE, click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/14/sarcasm-awareness-week" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE!!</span></a></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said LXIX

Matt speaks sardonically…Jay speaks sardonically…You may or may not understand. Matt:  Hello?  Hellooooooo? Jay:  H--I---wha---t’s----up? Ma...

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